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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:04pm UTC

person i just met: I don't bite.
me: yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is
Holy sh*t, this b*tch is gonna bite me.
person:

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Fall down seven times,
get up eight.
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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Girls on periods- i'm fine.
i hate you. i love you. i want
ice cream. Come here. Get
away. You're cute. F*ck off.
F*ck that. F*ck this.
nmq.

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:41pm UTC

i hate when it people poor my cereal.
they don't know how much milk i like.
they don't know how much cereal i want.
they don't know me.
they don't know my life.
they don't know what i've been through.
nmq, i just love it. ♥

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 11:10pm UTC

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when spelling BANANAS
a little voice in my head
screams;
" this sh*t is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
I have this clock, but the minute hand broke off of it.
I didn't want to throw it away,

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 10:59pm UTC

when the microwave
decides to heat your
plate and not your food..

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 10:49pm UTC

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket & they're like:
"Hey what are you doing here?"
and i'm just like:
"Oh you know, hunting elephants."
nmq.

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 10:44pm UTC

food > music > people

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 3:24pm UTC

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nmf/q
SUMMER SHOULD GET A SPEEDING TICKET
AND SLOW THE F*CK DOWN!
☀

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 3:14pm UTC

when the past calls,
let it go to voicemail;
it's got nothing new to say.
♥

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 14, 2012 3:12pm UTC

my idea
of extreme sports is
shaving my legs
in the sink. (;
nmf/q
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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 6:49pm UTC

me and my sister were talking today and i thought of this, so if it was already someone's quote already, forgive me.
me: sitting at home alone.
me: *hears noise*
me:
dog:
me:
dog:
me: IT'S THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!!

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 3:33am UTC

Teacher: "Sit up front."
Me: "No, I sit in the back for a reason. I don't want to see your ugly face in HD."
nmq.

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 3:29am UTC

Me at night: I'm going to eat healthy for the rest of the year, and exercise everyday and drink water instead of soda
Me in the morning: lol no
nmq.

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 9:10pm UTC

we all remember that embarrassing
email address we made when we were 12.

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 7:11pm UTC

& I promise you
that when everyone else leaves,
i'll be right there for you, no matter what.♥
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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 8, 2012 2:24am UTC

we were playing 20 questions and i asked him what he looked for in a girl and he said this;
someone who i can be bestfriends with, and romantic. someone who's honest, loyal, who can make me laugh like i make them, someone who can cuddle, laugh, love and be cute with. someone who i can by matching jordans, snapbacks, and tee shirts with and someone who i can give my last name too (:
(: ♥ he's cute.

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 6, 2012 5:28pm UTC

O h a n a
means
f a m i l y

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 8:26pm UTC

My friend's status on facebook;
Watching the "Thanks Mom" Olympics commercial -
Me: Thanks mom, for not making me an olympian.
Dad: Thanks Ashley, for winning the gold medal of couch potato.
lololol, true story.

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skyrochelle
posted a quote
August 1, 2012 6:10pm UTC

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I'd be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.
.
-Homer Simpson
nmq/ f

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