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  1. thisismyWPaccount thisismyWPaccount
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 10:03am UTC
    When I was a kid, whenever my mom would leave me in the grocery line to get something... I think, "OH MY GOD WHAT IF SHE DOESN'T COME BACK IN TIME AND THE PERSON ASKS ME TO PAY?!"

  2. __faithx3 __faithx3
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 3:27pm UTC
    ♥cracks me up. xD
    the DENTIST 'cause he says "open wide."
    the DOCTOR 'cause he says "take your clothes off."
    the INTERIOR DECORATOR 'cause he says "once its in, you'll love it."
    the MILKMAN 'cause he says "do you want it in the back or the front?"
    the HAIRDRESSER 'cause she says "so you want them teased or blown?"
    the BANKER 'cause he says "if you take it out too soon, you'll lost interest."
    ;D
    *FORMAT CREDIT TO SILLYSLINKY

  3. hollisterchick4 hollisterchick4
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 6:18pm UTC
    I hate when i'm taking a drink, &
    All The Ice Attacks My Face..

  4. xoxoelephantMONICA xoxoelephantMONICA
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 5:17pm UTC
    I'll be McDonalds, and you can be Burger King ////
    you have it your way, and I'll be lovin' it♥
    - monica's quote
    [ full credit ]


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  6. xxtalentedhottie24xx xxtalentedhottie24xx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 5:22pm UTC
    After Monday &Tuesday,
    even the calendar says
    WTF :)


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  8. samanthurrx3 samanthurrx3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 11:42pm UTC

    honey,ifyou'regonnabetwofaced
    _atleast make one of them pretty_


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  10. annafooda annafooda
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 9:13pm UTC
    I hate when i go into my closet and end up in Narnia.
    (:

  11. IWanaBeCloseToYou IWanaBeCloseToYou
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 9:56pm UTC
    Would You Like A Side Of Epic
    With That Fail? ;]

  12. spartagirl915 spartagirl915
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 11:23pm UTC
    Immature;
    A word boring people use to describe fun people


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  14. JustRachhhx3 JustRachhhx3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 6:12pm UTC
    & I know I am not the only one ;
    that likes to dip there french fries in their f r o s t y.

  15. twilightgirll98 twilightgirll98
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 8:49pm UTC
    I will shower at 9 o'clock.
    *9 o'clock*
    alright, definitely 10 o'clock.
    (:
    this happen to anyone else?
    comment
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    twilightgirll98

  16. maaaddiex0 maaaddiex0
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2010 10:03am UTC
    yesterday was my 14th birthday.
    i was flipping through channels, and stopped at
    icarly.
    Spencer: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    Freddie: who's birthday is it..?
    Spencer: i dunno, someone's, somewhere.
    Thank you spencer, you made my life. :D
    i thought this was awesone :] click the <3 ?

  17. Jessie_Anna09 Jessie_Anna09
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 9:13pm UTC
    The only reason I go to school, is you...♥
    LOLjk
    My mom makes me go :/

  18. SournSweet SournSweet
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    If Google can't find it :
    Well all I can say is...
    You're screwed dude.

  19. Purpleslurpee Purpleslurpee
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 9:17pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. DanaeM DanaeM
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 8:41pm UTC
    Boy: I want to change something about you... Girl: What is it? Boy: Your last name. :)

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