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skyegal98

1. skyegal98
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   May 4, 2012 5:32pm UTC
   One day im going to go up to J.K Rowling and say that i dont like harry poter any more.........J.K ...Rowling.
   
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2. skyegal98
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   April 27, 2012 5:08pm UTC
   Awkward moment when there are so many kids going down the stairs you think there evacuating.
   
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3. skyegal98
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   April 10, 2012 5:01pm UTC
   When boys get angry nothing often happens... when girls get angry World War 3 breaks out .
   
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4. skyegal98
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   April 10, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   I didn't slap you...I high-fived your face!
   
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5. skyegal98
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   April 10, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating sexy beast this morning.
   
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6. skyegal98
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   April 10, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
   
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7. skyegal98
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   April 10, 2012 4:48pm UTC
   There are three kinds of people. Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what the hell just happen.
   
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8. skyegal98
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   April 10, 2012 4:46pm UTC
   Everytime I use a public bathroom I think to myself, damn this many people got sharpies on them at all times!
   
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9. skyegal98
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   April 10, 2012 4:44pm UTC
   Congratulations, you've won a lifetime supply of air!
   Note: Not valid underwater, in space, while choking or when dead.
   
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10. skyegal98
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    April 10, 2012 4:41pm UTC
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11. skyegal98
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    April 9, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
    SI
    
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12. skyegal98
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    April 9, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
    SI
    
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13. skyegal98
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    April 9, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
    SI
    
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14. skyegal98
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    April 8, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
    
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15. skyegal98
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    April 8, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
    SI
    
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16. skyegal98
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    April 8, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
    SI
    
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17. skyegal98
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    April 8, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    Everyone has photographic memory, some just don't have the film.
    sI
    
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18. skyegal98
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    April 8, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.............
    It's just that yours is stupid.
    SI
    
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