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skittlesb

1. skittlesb
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 12:38pm UTC
   Guy: Hey *Winks*
   Girl: Yes?
   Guy: Your prettier than the girl who has a
   restraning order aginst me.
   Girl: .....
   formatcredittofatassmuffin
   
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2. skittlesb
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 12:05pm UTC
   On A Test..
   Put N/A for every question and
   see what your teacher does.
   :L
   
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3. skittlesb
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 11:09am UTC
   My life is a fairy Tale,
   The Prince Just Hasn't been
   Introduced
   yet
   ♥
   
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4. skittlesb
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 10:42am UTC
   "I promise!",
   means nothing
   Anymore.</3
   
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5. skittlesb
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2012 10:39am UTC
   I have never heard
   One Direction Sing.
   Never even seen them.
   But I sure know a lot about them.
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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6. skittlesb
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 10:15am UTC
   •
   Me: Oh look my siste r left w i t t y
   o p e n a g a iin
   *almost closes witty*
   Wait!
   Haha that's funny. Fav.
   "You need yo sign in silly."
   "Oh well then sign me up."
   And that's how my
   Addiction started
   Mr. Prncipal, sir.
   "That still dosen't
   Explain why you don't
   Do your homework."
   "Oh but it does."
   
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7. skittlesb
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 10:01am UTC
   • • • • • •
   Psssst!
   Guess what!
   You have a girlfriend.
   I have a cat.
   See the diference. Me to!
   Bet your cat dosen't
   have ninja skills
   Like mine.
   Now does it?
   Didn't think so.
   
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8. skittlesb
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 9:50am UTC
   If everything is Possible
   Does that make the Impossible, possible?nmq
   
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9. skittlesb
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 9:37am UTC
   I'm beautiful, happily married, rich, I have a nice, big home, I have nice cars, A pool, I own a club, a book store, and a day spa.
   I'm skinny and I have 5wonderful children another on the way.
   Thank you Sims
   <3
   
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10. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 9:30am UTC
    Shutting your pets in your room....
    So there forced to spend time with you.
    
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11. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 9:25am UTC
    That Awkward Moment...
    When you are trying to take a picture of something important and suddenly
    Everyone is taller than you.
    
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12. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Type your name: Kaci
    Type your name with your eyes closed: Kaci
    type your name elbow:kwfi
    Type your name with your nose: kac ij
    BASH YOUR HEAD INTHE KEYBOARD: jhjf
    Repost this but delete my answers :D
    
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13. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    How will you ever find yourself in this world if you..
    Blend in with everyone else.
    Stand out, be yourself!
    
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14. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Never!
    Ever!
    Tell a girl she's
    Ugly, dumb, fat.... etc.
    Were Actually Quite Gullible
    
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15. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    When people make a quote about:
    Reading the newest because everyone deserves a chance.
    And they get a top quote...
    
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16. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    When I see Face
    I automaticly add book to it.
    Only mee?
    
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17. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    Watching a really scary movie/show and thinking
    the scariest thing is right behind you.
    
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18. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    Being to lazy to find another format so you use the last one you used..
    
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19. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    This is how my brother explains a situation:
    "Okay so the ball stops right on the goal line. And me and that midget dive for it. And his forehead hits my nose and I can literally hear it crack. But in the end I totally got the ball."
    How I explain the same situation:
    "The ball stopped. We bother went for it. His head hit my nose. I got the ball."
    Format by twilightgirl995
    
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20. skittlesb
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your searching for a format...
    And forget your quote..
    
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