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skateboarderjosh

1. skateboarderjosh
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   January 24, 2012 4:28pm UTC
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2. skateboarderjosh
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   December 16, 2011 5:46pm UTC
   Who Else Has Never
   had a top quote before?.
   
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3. skateboarderjosh
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   October 18, 2011 5:01pm UTC
   My brother just went for a pee,and farted at the same time.I was all like O.O
   
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4. skateboarderjosh
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   October 12, 2011 3:03am UTC
   Just Gonna Stand
   There and hear me roar. But thats alright because I'm a dinosaur.
   nmq/nmf
   
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5. skateboarderjosh
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   October 11, 2011 3:56pm UTC
   she is my best friend and im in love with her but she doesn't know it <3
   
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6. skateboarderjosh
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   October 11, 2011 5:01am UTC
   Type your name: JoshType your name with your eyes closed: JOSHType your name with your elbow: joshType your name with your nose: j90wsyhBASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE KEYBOARD: jhyyh ugdf gtfRepost this but delete my answers :)
   
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7. skateboarderjosh
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   October 10, 2011 2:44pm UTC
   ME: heyy mom can you pick
   up some c*ck on your
   way home?
   im in the mood.
   mom: umm, no honey, no. lets talk about this when we get home.
   Me: nah nevermind. ill just get dads.
   mom: Sweetheart let me come home!! no! NO
   me: Omg! i meant *COKE* not c*ck!
   Mom seriously no!!! i meant coke! ill drink dads *COKE*
   OMG
   mom:lets pretend this never happened.
   gooobye.
   me: FML
   
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8. skateboarderjosh
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   October 9, 2011 3:35pm UTC
   adorable, b a b y, caring, trackys, thin, fat nice hot
   loveable, sweetie, gentle, no make-up, quiet, wise, funny
   honey, l o v e, honest, passionate, smooth
   attractive sweet-pie, harming, italian, bright
   sweet, cute,delicious, charming smooth, truthful, roman, sensitive careful
   gorgeous,lovely, honey,amazing, kind, magical, beautiful, giving, talking, high
   kissable, delightful, dearest, smart, angel sweet
   hugable, precious, s u g a r, funny enchanting, tough, true baby
   true love, a n g e l, s e x y, careful, unique, joyful love me
   \-
   
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9. skateboarderjosh
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   September 17, 2011 5:28pm UTC
   Dear laides/girls,not all guys are dicks:)yours truly, Josh:')
   
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10. skateboarderjosh
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    August 28, 2011 4:21am UTC
    You don't deserve my tears, I guess that's why they ain't there.♥nmq
    
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11. skateboarderjosh
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    August 27, 2011 6:48pm UTC
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12. skateboarderjosh
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    August 27, 2011 3:12am UTC
    Bananana whats my name, bananana whats my name. . me; dad its oh na na not bananana. :/
    
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13. skateboarderjosh
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    August 27, 2011 2:58am UTC
    Awkward moment when your standing there pushing a pull door :/and your a guy o:
    
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14. skateboarderjosh
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    August 27, 2011 2:45am UTC
    hey google, come sit next to me during my exam <3
    
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15. skateboarderjosh
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    August 27, 2011 2:23am UTC
    Am i the only one who doesn't read the terms and conditions and just clicks. "yes i agree" hehe;)
    
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16. skateboarderjosh
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    August 27, 2011 2:11am UTC
    God made coke . God made pepsi . God made me . Oh so sexy . God made rivers . God made lakes. God made you. Well . . . we all make mistakes;)
    
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17. skateboarderjosh
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    August 27, 2011 2:06am UTC
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18. skateboarderjosh
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    August 27, 2011 2:02am UTC
    Admit it. . . . . at one point of time in your life,you've tryed to see if you have super powers XD
    
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19. skateboarderjosh
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    August 27, 2011 1:57am UTC
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20. skateboarderjosh
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    August 27, 2011 1:48am UTC
    God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken* my ring finger is for {her} and for proof that we’ll be together forever my middle finger is for that dick that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.i.m. how I feel my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay, No Matter What
    
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