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  1. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
     August 28, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    I was on the street.One guy waved to
    me,and he came up to me and said, ''I'm
    sorry,I thought you were someone
    else.''And I said,''I am''
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  2. dreamer* dreamer*
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     October 8, 2012 9:35am UTC
    Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I can't remember anything.
    Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
    Patient: What problem?
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  3. dreamer* dreamer*
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     December 31, 2012 10:55am UTC
    Stranger:Do you like to sing?
    Singer:No,I hate it,that's why I do it. :P
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  13. dreamer* dreamer*
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     March 15, 2013 9:30am UTC
    Tell him you like his shirt, and see how often he wears it.
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  20. dreamer* dreamer*
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     May 5, 2013 9:34am UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your plate into the sink.
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