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1. sk84evr
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 5:46pm UTC
   At the beinning of the school year: Ok, this year 1i'm really gonna stay organized. My locker, my pencils, my binders, everything.
   By the end of the second day: *opens locker and sees papers and pencils everywhere* Maybe next year.
   Mq/Mf
   
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2. sk84evr
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2012 2:41pm UTC
   Normal girls: I want a One Direction poster and new phone for my birthday!!!!
   Me: I want an automatic soap despencer for mine!
   Mq/mf
   
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3. sk84evr
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 11:54am UTC
   Life Isn't
   measured
   by the
   Number
   of breaths we take,
   but by the number of
   Moments
   that take our breath
   away...
   ~Anonymous
   
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4. sk84evr
   posted a quote
   June 6, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   Trying
   to eat a recesse's peanut butter cup like they do in the commercial...
   mq/nmf
   
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5. sk84evr
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 1:37pm UTC
   And who else thinks
   that there should be an "awkward (moment)" category on Witty?
   mq/nmf
   
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6. sk84evr
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 1:34pm UTC
   And who else thinks
   that there should be an "awkward (moment)" category on Witty?
   mq/nmf
   
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7. sk84evr
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 1:26pm UTC
   That awkward moment when..
   You almost slam into youe ex-boyfriend in the hall..
   Mq/nmf
   
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8. sk84evr
   posted a quote
   June 3, 2012 11:20am UTC
   He wants to be friends with me again,
   But he calls me ugly, annoying, mean, etc. everytime we talk.
   So, how can we possibly be friends?
   Mq/nfm
   
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9. sk84evr
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2012 6:15pm UTC
   If you are reading this}
   God is testing you so repost this and
   He will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
   ♥if you believe in Him repost ♥
   (sorry had to test this one)
   nmq/nmf
   
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10. sk84evr
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 10:32am UTC
    At the grocery store:
    Brother: Can we get some of these?
    Dad: *Looks at it*
    Dad: What do you do with these?
    Me: Dad, it's a smoothie.
    Brother: You drink it.
    Dad: *stares at us*
    Dad: Ok.
    Mq/mf
    
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11. sk84evr
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    Mom: What's shakin' bacon?
    Goat:*stares at her*
    Mom: Oh.. Sorry, I should've said that to the pigs..
    mq/mf
    
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12. sk84evr
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Blue Lobster.
    mq/nmf
    
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13. sk84evr
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 7:53am UTC
    We all have that one friend,
    who needs to wear a belt....
    mq(I think)/nmf
    
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14. sk84evr
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    Dentist: Do you play any sports?
    Me:bvsdk
    Dentist: Thats cool!
    Me: vnwfwj
    Just me?
    mq/mf
    
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15. sk84evr
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    Things don't go the way you want them to,
    But never forget, that everything happens for a reason...
    mq/nmf
    
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16. sk84evr
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    You know there is something wrong,
    When a fifth grade boy tells you that you are wearing too much makeup.
    Agreed?
    mq/nmf
    
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17. sk84evr
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    You don't have to be nice to someone,
    but you certainly don't have to be mean either.
    mq/nmf
    
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18. sk84evr
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 8:00am UTC
    Yesterday,
    He asked me if I wanted to be friends again.
    mq/nmf
    
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19. sk84evr
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 7:50am UTC
    Passion
    Isn't smething that you can teach, but something that comes from within...
    
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