Popular guy puts a hat on a girl as an attempt to flirt. Normal girls: *Giggles and lets him put it on them.* Me: EW, NO! GET IT OFF! I DON'T WANT LICE! *throws it on the ground* ...And I wonder why I'm still single.
Listening to music while reading: Expectation: The music is great motivation and helps you read more. Reality: lip-syncs every song while reading the same line over and over.