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  1. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    Let's play a game
    keep scrolling.
    Pick a number.
    Any number.
    Do absolutely nothing with this number.
    and you should end up with the same number you started with.
    End of game.
    Format by XprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

  2. ladybugfan123 ladybugfan123
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    That long sarcastic laugh
    you make before you say no.

  3. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    Muffin:
    A dude who wears muscle shirts and has no muscle and you can see their muffin top.

  4. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    SHE COULD FEEL HER HEART BREAKING
    as tears rolled down her face.

  5. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    okay so my waterbottle leaked in my backpack and ruined my phone.......i have to wait 2 days for a new one..
    kill
    me
    now. im not gonna last that long.

  6. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    dear food commercials,
    nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed.
    sincerly, normal people

  7. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 6:58pm UTC
    sometimes it stinks being strong.
    because when people know that you are strong,
    they think that it is okay to hurt you over and over again.

  8. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.

  9. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:58pm UTC
    If i lived like there was no tomorrow i'd be in jail

  10. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 3:33pm UTC
    if you have ever been called
    "ugly",
    put this as your quote
    &
    whoever
    [♥]'s it
    disagrees.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. loveismymiddlename loveismymiddlename
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Trust Me, I Want To Tell You How I Feel
    But I'm So Afraid That You Don't Feel The Same Way

  13. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Heyy it leanna !
    imma hacker!!!!!
    loloololololololol!

  14. leannaxo leannaxo
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 1:40pm UTC
    Ever looked at your bestfriend
    and thought 'why aren't we comedians?'

  15. mclarizia98 mclarizia98
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    the awkward moment when you go to ask your teacher to go to the bathroom and they start talking to the class so you stand there all awkward at the front of the room.

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