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simsal

1. simsal
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   October 8, 2012 8:32pm UTC
   I JUST DON'T GET IT
   It's my first day of sophmore year, im old for my grade. I have 5 people in my group, there my best friends. Theres erin,mark,me,tyler,and samantha(sammy). I have known sammy and tyler sice pre-k i moved away for my freshman year, so im just coming back. I hope no one changed to much. I walk up to the school im meeting sammy mark and tyler in the front, I see them i run towards them, i havent seen them in forever. They all hug me and talk about my new look. I used to have dark brown hair but while i moved away i died it blonde, so now im a blonde hair, green eyed, olived skinned girl. I used to be very pale but i moved to cali when i moved, I almost forgot to mention i live in minnesota, Its freeeezzinngg. They all love my hair. I ask them were erin is? they all look away. What happened to Erin??
   
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2. simsal
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   October 8, 2012 8:22pm UTC
   i just don't get it
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   Hi, my name is Jess, im 16. I have a group of my closest friends that i'm always with but were starting to break apart i feel it, and im just wondering what's going to happen next? where will I go??
   
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3. simsal
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   October 6, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
   
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4. simsal
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   October 2, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   HAHA
   
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5. simsal
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   October 1, 2012 8:36pm UTC
   the real trouble with reality is that theres no background music.
   
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6. simsal
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   October 1, 2012 8:29pm UTC
   a line is a dot that went for a walk.
   
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7. simsal
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   September 30, 2012 6:31pm UTC
   when a bug is on your computer screen and you try to scare it with the cursor.
   
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8. simsal
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   September 30, 2012 6:26pm UTC
   Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
   
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9. simsal
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   September 30, 2012 6:24pm UTC
   My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
   
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10. simsal
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    September 30, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.
    
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11. simsal
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    September 30, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    Congrats on getting married… (Inside card) – It’s not everyday you decide to ruin your life.
    
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12. simsal
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    September 30, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
    
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13. simsal
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    September 26, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    when i see someone i havent seen in a while and im like why didnt i get dressed up today!
    
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14. simsal
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    September 26, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    MY MOM TALKING TO ME WHEN MY FRIEND IS OVER: SWEETHEART, WOULD YOU MIND STARTING YOUR HOMEWORK. DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU BROWNIES OR SOME ICE CREAM?
    JUST ME: ALRIGHT! YOU BETTER START YOUR HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW!! AND WERE HAVING VEGETABLES FOR DINNER OK? YEA NOW GET YOUR BOOKS OUT!
    
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