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  1. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    "Titanic was called 'The Ship of Dreams';
    and it was...
    it really was."

  2. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    "Mike Waszowski!"
    you just said it in Boo's voice, didn't you? (:
    Format: twilightgirl995

  3. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Some may think it's dumb to cry over the loss of a dog. But in
    the twelve years I've had with him, he's been more of a friend
    than I can say for most people. He's laid his head on my lap
    when I was sick or sad, and made sure I was loved always.
    Saying goodbye was one of the hardest things I've ever done,
    and he'll be in my heart always. ♥ RIP JOEY You're one hell of
    a dog.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Some may think it's dumb to cry over the loss of a dog. But in
    the twelve years I've had with him, he's been more of a friend
    than I can say for most people. He's laid his head on my lap
    when I was sick or sad, and made sure I was loved always.
    Saying goodbye was one of the hardest things I've ever done,
    and he'll be in my heart always. ♥ RIP JOEY You're one hell of
    a dog.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    I Just realized;
    Louis Tomlinson and me are literally meant to be. Not because I'm a crazed fan, because I'm not. Because we have so much in common it's not even funny.
    -simplykori

  6. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    For anyone out there
    whose ever had to;
    *take care of a drunken parent
    *let someone cry on your shoulder while you're about
    to break down yourself
    *hold in tears to be strong for someone
    *raise themselves
    *help someone put their life back together
    *constantly listen to everyones problems
    *keep every secret they've ever been told
    *be kicked out of their house
    *suffer through a divorce
    *be the parent instead of the kid
    This ones for you.
    -simplykori

  7. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 9:39pm UTC
    "Hey kiddo, are you okay?"
    "No."
    "Thats okay. I love you anyways."
    Fave if you love your dad.<3

  8. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    What I can't understand
    is:
    Why do people feel the need to post things with the "like this", or "fave that" or, "I need you to do this" What happened to people being able to
    like quotes for the minds behind them?
    Whats the point of being famous in a place where we're all trying to be here for eachother? I understand getting a fave is exciting. But most people get excited because they want people to notice them or their quotes. Me? I just want to know that I'm not the only one out here that feels the way I do, and that somewhere, someone is feeling exactly like I do.
    That my friends,
    is what Witty is for. <3
    -simplykori

  9. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    And do you want to
    know why we
    put the wedding ring
    on the left fourth finger?
    Because it's the only
    finger with a vein that leads
    straight to our heart.

    -simplykori

  10. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    This is my family.
    M:Me: "Hey grandma! I got a joke for you!"
    Grandma: "Okay, what is it darling?"
    Me: "Whats a golfer's favorite letter?"
    (answer=T)
    Grandma: "...Four?"
    <3
    jayciecutie01's format

  11. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 5:44pm UTC
    Feeling the sun
    on my
    face,
    the breeze
    through my hair,
    the happiness in
    my heart...
    yeah. Summers almost
    here. ♥

  12. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    Yup.
    It happened.
    I'm a directioner. <3

  13. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    ●●●●
    Me: "Mom, what the hell is that on your face?!?
    My mom: (freaking out) What??? Where?!?"
    Me:"OH. Nvm, thats just a mole.
    My mom:...
    NMF
    ●●●●
    -Yep. Thats just how smart I am.

  14. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    THE FUZZ ON THE FLOOR TOLD ME TO KILL YOU.
    Now that I have your attention...
    Witty.
    I need your help.
    I've been dating this guy for almost two years,
    and I really care about him.
    But the begining of this year he moved away and I recently found out he's not coming back. He says he wants to be with me, but he's changed since he's been there. I don't know if I should hold onto what could be or let go to start something new. Because theres another guy. I have never cheated, so don't think that, but this guy makes my heart skip a beat. I know he wants me, and I want him too. But I don't know if I can let go of the first guy. Please ladies and gentleman, help me. I need you now more than ever. You don't have to fave this, just please, please.
    Help me.
    -simplykori

  15. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Repost this if you love your dad. If you don't he'll die in 12 days.♥
    sorry guys, I'm supersticious.

  16. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    When you're overwhelmed and you've lost your breath
    When the space between the things you know is blurry nonetheless.
    When you try to speak but you make no sound
    And the words you want are out of reach but they've never been so loud,
    [ If your heart wears thin I will hold you up
    And I will hide you when it gets too much,
    I'll be right beside you .

  17. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Girl:
    I love you.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know everyone does!
    ... ... ... ... ...
    -Girl:
    Really?
    - Boy:
    Yeah...everyone of my friends that are girls tell me that everyday.
    - Girl:
    Oh...but am I only your friend?
    - Boy:
    No...you're my girlfriend...why?
    - Girl:
    So when I say I love you I really do mean it.
    - Boy:
    Yeah I know you do mean it...its just that you dont need to tell me that you love
    me
    anymore cuz I know you love me since the day we been together and i love you more
    each and everyday.
    - Girl:
    ......
    - Boy:
    So wanna go somewhere tonight for our 7th anniversary?
    - Girl:
    Yeah...where?
    - Boy:
    I dont know...maybe movie then dinner?
    -Girl:
    Ok.
    - Boy:
    Ill pick you up after I get off and get ready ok?
    - Girl:
    Ok. What time do you get off?
    - Boy:
    In 2 hours and then I gotta go home and yeah get ready which takes about 15-20
    mintues...
    -Girl:
    hey...I thought you didnt have work today...
    - Boy:
    One of my co-workers called in sick.
    - Girl:
    Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30 then?
    - Boy:
    Yeah! and babe?
    - Girl:
    Yeah?
    - Boy:
    I love you.
    - Girl:
    I love you too!
    - Boy:
    Ok my manager is like looking at me so yeah.... i gotta go.
    - Girl:
    Ok bye.
    - Boy:
    Bye.
    ****************************
    2 hours later...
    The guy drives to his girlfriends house and walks up to the door and rings bell.
    - Girl:
    Hey! (gives a kiss to her boyfriend)
    - Boy:
    Wassup...you ready?
    - Girl:
    Um...wait...let me get my bag and we can go ok?
    - Boy:
    Ok.
    They both watched a movie and ate dinner...once they were done eating they head
    back
    to the car but before she got into the car...
    - Boy:
    Wait! Can I blind fold you?
    - Girl:
    Why??!
    - Boy:
    Its a suprise.
    - Girl:
    What kind of suprise?
    - Boy:
    A big one.
    - Girl:
    Okay but only if you promise me that you will hold my hand while we're driving.
    - Boy:
    I promise.
    - Girl:
    Ok blind fold me...
    So they drove off...........and then they stoped.
    - Boy:
    Ok we're here!
    -Girl:
    Where?
    - Boy:
    Wait let me walk you to the place!
    - Girl:
    What place?
    - Boy:
    Somewhere! (and gives a kiss to her on the lips)
    - Girl:
    Baby!...
    The boy walks her to the place.
    - Boy:
    Ok...let me take the blind fold off.
    - Girl:
    Where are we?
    He takes it off her and she opens her eyes and sees the view of the city and at
    that
    same spot...that's where he first asked her to be his girlfriend....
    - Girl:
    Omg...(tears come down)
    - Boy:
    Why are you crying?
    - Girl:
    This is where you first asked me out...
    - Boy:
    What are you doing the rest of your life? (he asked on his knees and after he says
    that...behind him...in the air it says "Will you marry me?" in fireworks)
    - Girl:
    (tears come down faster)
    - Boy:
    I wasnt at work when you called me...I was planning this whole thing!
    - Girl:
    Get up!
    - Boy:
    Yeah?
    - Girl:
    (kisses him)
    - Boy:
    Is that a yes or a no?
    - Girl:
    Yes.
    If you don't repost this you will have the loneliest life!
    BUT!
    If you do repost this, you will have a relationship that will last as long as you
    want it to!
    You have 3 mintues to repost this

  18. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Did you say "Please just follow me"?
    I thought you wanted me,
    Cause I can't stay with someone else,
    I'll try and suck it up,
    I just can't f**k it up,
    I want you all to myself.
    format by jimmy365

  19. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Admit it;
    we've all eaten a popsicle suductively
    at one point in our lives.
    -all mine no stealin please. (:

  20. simplykori simplykori
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    Can't stop,
    won't stop.
    I must be dreaming. <3

:)

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