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simpleplanloverrr

1. simpleplanloverrr
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   February 3, 2012 2:25pm UTC
   Smile it will either warm their heart or p*ss them off.
   Either way you win!
   
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2. simpleplanloverrr
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   February 1, 2012 2:05am UTC
   I'm not a princess, this aint a fairytale.
   Don't worry Taylor neither am I :)
   
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3. simpleplanloverrr
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   April 13, 2011 5:14am UTC
   When I was a kid I didn't have an XBox or Wii.
   I had a pushbike and a curfew, a.k.a. the street lights.
   I lived outside, not inside.
   If I didn't eat what my mum made then I didn't eat. . Life wasn't hard, it was Life.
   And I survived! Repost if you drank water out of a hose and hand sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap for swearing and it wasn't child abuse!!
   
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4. simpleplanloverrr
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   April 13, 2011 4:20am UTC
   I'm currently in love with the show Ugly Americans! :)
   
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5. simpleplanloverrr
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   April 10, 2011 11:04pm UTC
   To Err is Human, To Arrr is Pirate, To Ewww is just girly!
   
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6. simpleplanloverrr
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   April 10, 2011 11:03pm UTC
   Awesome ends with ME! :)
   
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7. simpleplanloverrr
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   April 10, 2011 10:45pm UTC
   In the 1980s, the movie "Back To The Future 2" was filmed, and set in 2010. They had flying skateboards, flying cars, and shoes that tie themselves. Now, it's 2011, and last year we got Bendaroos, Pillow Pets, and Snuggies..
   
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8. simpleplanloverrr
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   April 10, 2011 10:44pm UTC
   You drops the last piece of chocolate on the floor, Looks around to see if anyone is looking and thinks to self '10 second rule! :D
   
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9. simpleplanloverrr
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   April 10, 2011 10:42pm UTC
   1. Go to Youtube.
   2. Type "Do not watch"
   3. Scroll down to the 20th result.
   4. DO NOT WATCH IT and have a small chuckle.
   
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10. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 10:40pm UTC
    If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
    If I don't get enough sleep, my parents complain.
    If I eat too much, my parents complain.
    If I don't eat enough, my parents complain.
    If I'm always in my room, my parents complain.
    If I go out too much, my parents complain.
    I CAN'T WIN
    
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11. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    Bruno Mars closes his eyes, he sees his name in shining light.
    Justin Bieber closes his eyes, he sees a better day.
    I close my eyes, I see darkness. WTF?
    
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12. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Dear phone,
    I drop you.
    I say i hate you.
    I throw you.
    I lose you.
    I forget about you, but...
    I couldn't live without you.
    
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13. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 10:33pm UTC
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14. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    My teacher told us essays are like skirts.... "Long enough to cover the subject short enough to make it interesting."
    
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15. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Apparently its 10:30pm in New York, nighty night "The City That Never Sleeps" :)
    
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16. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 10:18pm UTC
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17. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 4:26am UTC
    You like me? Aw what a coincidence I like me too!
    I admire people who love themselves who who they are.
    Eg: I love myself even though I'm a dag :)
    
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18. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 4:24am UTC
    Don't lead someone on.
    Just say I don't love you or I don't have feelings for you.
    Yes they will hate you for a little while, but hey at least they wont hate you for leading them on!
    
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19. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 4:23am UTC
    I want to see you happy, even if its with someone else :)
    
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20. simpleplanloverrr
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    April 10, 2011 4:22am UTC
    Age is just a number, well then jail is just a room.
    (I just find it creepy when 50 year old dates, a 17 year old)
    
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