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simone11

1. simone11
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   November 9, 2011 4:31pm UTC
   Why can't I find a keychain
   with my name on it..
   
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2. simone11
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   November 9, 2011 4:16pm UTC
   that awkward moment where the rain kills adele's fire
   
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3. simone11
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   November 9, 2011 4:14pm UTC
   that awkward moment where lil wayne forgets how to love
   
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4. simone11
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   October 10, 2011 9:17am UTC
   when you find a pen on the ground and like a half hour later.. you start to chew on it..
   YUM!
   
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5. simone11
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   October 1, 2011 4:04pm UTC
   And it kinda looks like you.
   Mixed with Zack Galifunakis.
   
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6. simone11
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   September 1, 2011 6:27pm UTC
   how do spongebob and patrick eat krabby patties in one bite...?
   
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7. simone11
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   August 27, 2011 11:36pm UTC
   *Awkward moment*
   You start to say "Your momma so..." and you cant think of anything..
   
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8. simone11
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   August 27, 2011 10:57pm UTC
   if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
   
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9. simone11
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   August 27, 2011 10:06pm UTC
   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
   
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10. simone11
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    August 27, 2011 9:59pm UTC
    That 70s Show
    Hyde: And i'll have a funny slogan. Like i'll write "i hate the fuzz" on my a**
    Fez: If u hate the fuzz on yur a** then why dont u just shave it off?
    
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11. simone11
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    August 27, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    Thats not flying! Thats... FALLING. ..with STYLE
    
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12. simone11
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    August 27, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    ☻ F Ŵ G ]{ + Ã.
    
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13. simone11
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    August 27, 2011 11:13am UTC
    ♥ ♠ ♦ ♣
    
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14. simone11
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    August 27, 2011 11:07am UTC
    I hate it when you have 9 people fave yur quote. ONE MORE PERSON!
    
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15. simone11
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    August 27, 2011 11:03am UTC
    Cool story. U should tell that at parties.
    
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16. simone11
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    August 27, 2011 10:57am UTC
    Young money militia and i am the commissioner.
    
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17. simone11
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    August 26, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    ('_') ('_') ('_') ('_') ('_')
    ~|~ ~|~ ~|~ ~|~ ~|~
    / \ / \ / \ / \ / \
    
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18. simone11
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    August 26, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    (Secret ninja)↓
    
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19. simone11
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    August 26, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. simone11
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    August 26, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    If Jupiter is gassy then whats Uranus?
    -Max M.
    
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