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1. flyingbacon7
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2014 10:53pm UTC
   So my dad was in a rush
   And he was pouring milk
   and my dad is a pretty plain guy and doesn't eat or drink exotic things
   Well he accidently poured my almond milk
   Instead of regular milk
   The look on his face was priceless
   
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2. *crybaby*
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2014 12:22am UTC
   reasons i want to look GOOD:
   -for myself
   -for myself
   -to plant the seed of envy in other bit.ches' hearts
   -for myself
   
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3. anchorage*
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2014 12:24am UTC
   Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
   Me:Someone told me to go to hell.
   Me:Couldn't find it at first .
   Me:But now I'm here.
   
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