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shutupjennaa

1. shutupjennaa
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2011 10:02pm UTC
   Beauty: Slightly mutilating the natural state of your body in order to be deemed acceptable.
   
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2. shutupjennaa
   posted a quote
   September 13, 2011 3:08pm UTC
   we're the generation that tried to grow up too fast.
   
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3. shutupjennaa
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2011 3:12pm UTC
   dont worry. one day
   HE'LL SCREW YOU
   OVER TOO.
   
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4. shutupjennaa
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2011 12:05am UTC
   thank god you blew it,
   thank god i dodged a
   bullet.
   
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5. shutupjennaa
   posted a quote
   July 1, 2011 8:36pm UTC
   ‎Lucky for you, mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
   
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6. shutupjennaa
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2011 8:53pm UTC
   no no no.... do NOT make me love you again... oh.. i see you have abs.. interesting storyy..
   
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7. shutupjennaa
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2011 3:58pm UTC
   today was our last day of eighth grade.
   on the bus home, no one talked. we just sat there and cried.
   they cried because they'll miss 8th grade.
   i cried because you hugged every damn girl and i didnt get a goodbye </3
   
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8. shutupjennaa
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2011 9:00pm UTC
   i miss:
   when i could make decisions with "eenie meenie miney moe"
   when people stealing my crayons was the most drama i ever had,
   and when loosing Candyland was the worst thing i knew.
   
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9. shutupjennaa
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2011 10:04pm UTC
   i dont even get it.
   she's not even pretty
   
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10. shutupjennaa
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    ive played the field
    the game
    the park
    the arcade
    ive used the style
    And the pickup lines
    And every cliche
    Just to find someone like you
    I've played my cards
    And stayed on the top of my game
    I can sing along to every word of mayday parade
    Just to find someone like you
    
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11. shutupjennaa
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Three Stages after Shaving your legs:
    DAY 1: "Smooth as Butter" legs DAY 2-4: "Pretty good" Legs DAY 4+: "Moutain Man" legs
    aahhh, the joys of being a girl..
    
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12. shutupjennaa
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    you know...
    they say loose lips sink ships...
    well. you just proved that my dear.
    
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13. shutupjennaa
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    ONE FOR ONE
    TOMS
    
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14. shutupjennaa
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 6:59pm UTC
    all the time i wasted on you, all the bullshit you put me through
    
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15. shutupjennaa
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    I'm suing the M&M company for false advertising. i found a W in the bag!!!
    
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16. shutupjennaa
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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17. shutupjennaa
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    you, my dear, are the fakest form of a human being and a waste of flesh.
    
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18. shutupjennaa
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    x(x+x+4+16)(y2+ y+13) = ?
    screw this. im going to be a stripper.
    
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