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  1. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 10:05am UTC
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  2. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 9:45am UTC
    I hate those quotes that say, "Favorite this and I'll follow you!"
    Like, I doubt you can follow 1,486 people.

  3. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 8:40pm UTC
    don't believe in young
    love?
    there were once two kindergardeners.
    they kissed for the first time on the swing set.
    from that day on they "dated"
    and every day before they left school they kissed.
    they went to the same elementary school.
    and then middle school.
    and then high school.
    they even went to the same college.
    they got married after college.
    they then had five children.
    today is their 50th anniversary.
    these people are my grandparents.
    favorite if you
    think this is as
    cute as i do

  4. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    "But, you don't have to tell me if you don't want to."
    wow, now i'm pretty much completely obligated to telling you.

  5. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    THOSE ANNOYING PARENTS
    who find it necessary to videotape every single second of their child's life...

  6. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    three things always seem to be broken-
    toys, promises, and hearts ♥

  7. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2011 11:49am UTC
    That moment of sheer
    happiness when the vending
    machine accidentally gives you
    an extra one
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  8. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    Guy's Deodorant
    smells amazing

  9. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 9:51am UTC
    the best smell in the entire world is the smell of his sweatshirt♥

  10. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
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    January 8, 2011 11:33pm UTC
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  11. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2010 10:51am UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had your heart broken
    Comment and tell us his name
    </3

  12. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2010 8:52pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    You live in New York, and aren't a gangster
    You live in California, and aren't blonde
    You live in New Jersey, and aren't a guido
    You live in Florida, and don't go to parties every night
    You live in Kansas, and don't husk corn
    You live in Alaska and aren't an eskimo
    You live in Hawaii and can't hula dance
    Or any other state with a bad reputation
    Let's stop stereotypes

  13. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 4:23pm UTC
    Today I was having my nails done;
    The Chinese lady used the nail polish pen to draw a Christmas tree on my index finger. Because I didn't want the tree on my nails, just the polish, I told her I was Jewish. She promptly took the tree off my nail, and I started flipping through a magazine, not paying attention. I now have the star of David on my finger. I am a religious Christian.
    FML

  14. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2010 10:03am UTC
    Dogs are so much better than people.
    They don't judge, they don't care what you look like, they will love you forever, they can't break your heart, they're always friendly, and all that matters is what's on the inside♥

  15. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 8:56am UTC
    "WHO SAYS, WHO SAYS,
    I CAN'T BE PRESIDENT?"
    The whole world, miley.
    the whole world.

  16. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
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    December 21, 2010 8:50am UTC
    immature:
    a word boring people use
    to describe fun people

  17. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2010 6:16pm UTC
    Hey you
    Yeah you
    Right there...
    { Yes, you }
    i love you <3

  18. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
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    December 15, 2010 5:59pm UTC
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  19. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 7:46pm UTC
    i love how
    the first sip of coffee burns your tongue,
    and you're scared to drink the rest. «

  20. shootingstar87 shootingstar87
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 12:13pm UTC
    Favorite this if you're home from school today :)

:)

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