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shestheMAHN

1. shestheMAHN
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 8:20pm UTC
   "I once ate Niall's last chip... he tried to eat my hand to punish me" - Zayn Malik
   Fav if you love one direction <3
   
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2. shestheMAHN
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 7:38pm UTC
   F.R.I.E.N.D.S
   Rachel Green
   Ross Gellar
   Phoebe Buffay
   Joey Tribbiani
   Monica Gellar
   Chandler Bing
   <3
   
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3. shestheMAHN
   posted a quote
   December 11, 2011 6:44pm UTC
   friend: I have something to tell you
   me: what?
   friend: actually don't worry
   me: just tell me! you can't say you have something to tell me and then just not tell me! TELL ME!!!!!
   friend: yeah don't worry
   me: -____-
   
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4. shestheMAHN
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2011 12:25am UTC
   I've died a million times
   for not forwarding messages...
   © shestheMAHN
   
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5. shestheMAHN
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   December 8, 2011 10:58pm UTC
   Best Bromances
   Lenny and Carl - The Simpsons
   Bert and Ernie - Sesame Street
   Drake and Josh - Drake and Josh
   Joey and Chandler- Friends
   Marshall and Ted - How I Met Your Mother
   Chuck and Nate - Gossip Girl
   Damon and Stefen - The Vampire Diaries
   Louis and Harry - One Direction
   Charlie and Alex - YouTube
   
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6. shestheMAHN
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   December 8, 2011 7:15pm UTC
   the one friend that you blame everything on.
   
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7. shestheMAHN
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   December 8, 2011 4:59pm UTC
   hi, we're one direction :)
   
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8. shestheMAHN
   posted a quote
   December 7, 2011 10:50pm UTC
   phoebe: how much can I buy this ring for?
   worker: $8000
   phoebe: i'll give you $10
   *later on*
   phoebe: so what can I get for $10
   worker: you can have these two very pretty $5 notes
   phoebe: I'll give $1
   - Phoebe Buffay F.R.I.E.N.D.S
   
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9. shestheMAHN
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   December 5, 2011 8:38pm UTC
   as much as i love other directioners supporting the boys, i hate them as well.
   
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10. shestheMAHN
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    the one friend that is so slow at getting a joke
    
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11. shestheMAHN
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 8:19pm UTC
    Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school.
    It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
    - Mean Girls
    
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12. shestheMAHN
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    December 4, 2011 6:33am UTC
    Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school.
    It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
    - Mean Girls
    
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13. shestheMAHN
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    December 1, 2011 3:05am UTC
    louis <3
    zayn <3
    harry<3
    liam <3
    niall <3
    One Direction <3
    
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14. shestheMAHN
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 3:05am UTC
    louis <3
    zayn <3
    harry<3
    liam <3
    niall <3
    One Direction <3
    
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15. shestheMAHN
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    December 1, 2011 2:49am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. shestheMAHN
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Interviewer: What's your name?
    Phoebe: um.. Phoebe Buffay
    Interviewer: How do you spell that so we can get it right?
    Phoebe: Oh, okay. It's P as in Phoebe, H as in Hoebe, O as in Oebe, E an in Ebe, B an in Bebe and E as in ... E'llo there mate!
    - Phoebe Buffay Friends <3
    
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17. shestheMAHN
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    hahahahahahahahhahahaha h
    LAUGH OUT LOUD.
    don't just say lol.....
    
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18. shestheMAHN
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    November 28, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    Fav if any of you like any of the following tv shows:
    Doctor Who
    Vampire Diaries
    Big Bang Theory
    Friends
    How I Met Your Mother
    Glee
    Gilmore Girls
    Gossip Girl
    <3
    
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19. shestheMAHN
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:51pm UTC
    Can you read this?
    
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20. shestheMAHN
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    love when your friend doesn't let you read her witty quotes cause she's embarresed by them....
    
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