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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 1:34pm UTC

People who live in the U.K , watch out!
There's criminals that sent a few little kids to stand on the streets with notes in their hands saying
'Take me to this _________ address'
It's not their address its the address where the criminals want you to be , nobody knows what will happen if you go there.
Call 999 straight away ,
spred this all around witty and any other websites just in case its true.
This happened a few years ago aswell .
-Stay aware of the danger.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:15am UTC

Shoulder
Shoulder
Shoulder
Shoulder

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 3:01am UTC

99% of guys are fit.
The other 1% go to my school.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:59am UTC

Im not rihanna.
I don't love the way you lie.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:00am UTC

Me: *Puts a very orginal quote*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Quote:No faves
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:OMG I CAN'T BELIVE IT!! DO PEOPLE JUST LOOK AT THE PERSON WHO MADE THE QUOTE BEFORE THEY FAVE OR WHAT???????!!!!!!!!

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 11:45am UTC

What if the wildlife is our pokemon
But we haven't invented the pokeballs yet

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 11:13am UTC

Bruno Mars: Too young, too dumb to realise!!!...
Me: Realise what hun? That you should of brought her flowers , like you all nobs out there thinking you can get a girl by just buying her flowers.You can't trust me it makes no difference , but if you do give them to me ^-^

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 10:53am UTC

In class , we were writing instructons for how to make a cup of some crap, and there's Courtney wiriting:
Ingredients:
Inteligence,
Job,
Money,
Time,
Lab,
Some sh/t ingredients..
Method:
Dear ladies , find a man who has BARE money , then just make sure he buys a lab and is a qualified doctor chemist, therefore he will do it for you.
Dear men, YOU'RE F/CKED.
I died laughing.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 10:45am UTC

That weird moment when,
you feel pain and you
can say "I'm used to it".

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 4:27am UTC

As far as my eyes can see,
You're still a slag.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 4:41am UTC

Teacher:Behave yourself, Young lady!
Me:I know I was ment to be behaving myself , but there are soo many other options.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 4:39am UTC

Pardon me,
Sir Gangster?
Your trousers
are descending

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 3:48am UTC

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1) Press the 'Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press Ctrl and f
4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
nmq

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 3:35am UTC

I don't hate jesus.
It's his fan club that annoys me the
most.
-nmq

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Me : Your not adopted.
Brother:I knew that .
Me: April fools day!
*Troll face*

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 5:01pm UTC

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
If you were
a pokemon,
I'd choose
you.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:56pm UTC

69%
of people find something
dirty in every sentence they read.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:49pm UTC

I speak 4 languages:
English,sarcasm,swearing and real crap.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Smile.
There are so many reasons
to be happy.

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 12:38pm UTC

girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
boy: I know.
girl: I love you!
boy: I love you more!
*after heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room*
girl: Where is he?
dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
girl: *starts crying*
dad: Just kidding he went to the bathroom.
-wittyCOPIED

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