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shellsta

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Member Since: 9 Mar 2013 11:46pm

Last Seen: 16 May 2013 08:18pm

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user id: 352697

shellsta
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March 10, 2013 3:55am UTC
Don't complain about another monday.
Thank the lord for waking up in the morning.

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shellsta
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March 10, 2013 3:47am UTC
Some people are like slinky's,
Not good for much,
but bring a smile to your face when falling down the stairs.

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shellsta
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March 10, 2013 3:41am UTC
Last night, I had a dream that I was eating a HUGE marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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shellsta
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March 9, 2013 11:58pm UTC
Life is like a box of chocolates, some people don't have a box of chocolates.

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shellsta
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March 9, 2013 11:52pm UTC
I hate how chocolate
melts on my fingers
almost
immediately…. I
mean, really. Am I
THAT hot?

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