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sheilacookies

1. sheilacookies
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2013 12:32pm UTC
   Reasons to date me 1)
   2)
   3)
   4)
   5) lol please
   
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2. sheilacookies
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2013 12:30pm UTC
   My relationship with my boyfriend
   is like the square root of -1. It doesn't exist.
   
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3. sheilacookies
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2013 12:28pm UTC
   Next time someone tells me I'm "too childish", I'm just going to look them
   directly in the eyes and say very calmly, "You are what you eat." Then I'm going to walk away slowly maintaining eye contact the entire time.
   
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4. sheilacookies
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 3:03pm UTC
   lejend says if you cant sleep at night it is because you are awake in someone elses dream
   
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5. sheilacookies
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 4:12pm UTC
   BE THE TYPE OF
   PERSON YOU
   WANT TO MEET
   
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6. sheilacookies
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 4:10pm UTC
   5 simple rules to live a happy life
   1. dont be over emotional have faith
   2. dont ever give up keep trying
   3. dont make things complicated keep it simple
   4. dont take things to serioiusly laugh at problems
   5. dont be grown up stay as youthful as a kid
   
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7. sheilacookies
   posted a quote
   March 11, 2013 4:01pm UTC
   YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE,
   BUT IF YOU LIVE IT WELL,
   ONCE IS ENOUGH
   
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8. sheilacookies
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2013 9:01pm UTC
   count your blessings not
   your blemishes
   
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9. sheilacookies
   posted a quote
   March 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC
   be your own hero.
   the only thing you need to be saved from is
   the idea that you need to be saved
   
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10. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    Keep it classy,
    never trashy,
    just a little bit nasty ;)
    
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11. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Judging a person does not
    define who they are, it defines
    who you are.
    
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12. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:44pm UTC
    swallow your
    pride ocassionally
    its not fattening.
    
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13. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    it is probobly not nearly as
    big of a deal as you are
    making it out to be.
    
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14. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Teacher: From all this talking, I assume you're done
    Me: From all this complaining, I assume you're single
    
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15. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    I might be ugly but at least--
    Nevermind, my personality sucks, too.
    
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16. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:53pm UTC
    yeah my milkshakes brin.g all the boys to the yard
    but then i'm like no f.uck off these are my milkshakes not yours
    so i drink all the milkshakes a.nd end up fat and alone
    
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17. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:49pm UTC
    'unfollowers'
    Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
    Coincidence? I think not.
    
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18. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    I can express my opinion on the internet, but not it real life.
    I can stand up for myself on the internet, but not in real life.
    I can talk to people better on the internet, but not in real life.
    I'm talkative and definitely not shy on the internet, but not in real life.
    I'm beginning to think the interent is better than real life..
    
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19. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Oh i'm sorry! Did the middle
    of my sentence inturupt the
    beginning of yours?
    
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20. sheilacookies
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Okay before the world ends,
    I need you all to know a dark secret of mine.
    I let the dogs out.
    
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