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xxsuperxxstarrxx · 1 decade ago
omg thats sad
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xoxdancergirl1616 · 1 decade ago
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. xSEND THIS OVER TO 5 QUOTES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!
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pacsun_princess · 1 decade ago
oh.....WOW I feel so sorry for you
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hellobonniee · 1 decade ago
i know seriously, and most of dont even have a picture and have a gf, and im like they should get a real guy at their school or close, like duhh, i glad someone actually agrees with me
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mywish4u · 1 decade ago
holy shiz thats terrible!
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CarpeDiemx33 · 1 decade ago
i agree.
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mywish4u · 1 decade ago
This is a website called fmylife.com All these stories r true-ive seen this one on there b4
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CarpeDiemx33 · 1 decade ago
haha.
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heyyitsadriilol · 1 decade ago
hahahha
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magic107 · 1 decade ago
These are hillarousss. Are they actually truee? If so im so sorry but they are funnyy!! Cuz it would be alot of these things would happen to me like the funeral thingg xD
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BrunetteDancer11795 · 1 decade ago
aww im so sorry thats horrbile!

- -Aleex .
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amazingurl147 · 1 decade ago
woah. thats soooo mean. i would totally beat him up for you if you want :)
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girlygirl25 · 1 decade ago
that title is disreseptful!!!!!
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OMExoxo21 · 1 decade ago
omg! what a jerk! were he live let me kill him!
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xoBMTox13 · 1 decade ago
ouch
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xoBMTox13 · 1 decade ago
aww!
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xoBMTox13 · 1 decade ago
ironic
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laklak9614 · 1 decade ago
lmfao
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laklak9614 · 1 decade ago
oh is this true??? if it is that really sux!
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moonlitmatches happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
i dont even have a cell, but i get where you're coming from =)
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