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shanabanana98

1. shanabanana98
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2013 10:30pm UTC
   um ya does anyone else have those days where they just wanna get a double decker bus and run people over with it continuously because thats how i feel right about now ok
   
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2. shanabanana98
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2012 9:07pm UTC
   wanna hear a joke about birds?
   no not really..
   ohh...well this is HAWKward
   
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3. shanabanana98
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 11:12am UTC
   That awkward moment..
   when the guy on TV is just waiting for the camera to stop rolling so he stands there and smiles like an idiot
   
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4. shanabanana98
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   August 15, 2011 9:10am UTC
   You're swimming in the deep end and someone tells you a joke and then you realize you're like...drowning
   
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5. shanabanana98
   posted a quote
   July 23, 2011 9:52am UTC
   Just because...
   y o u r f a t
   doesnt make it okay to call me anorexic.
   
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6. shanabanana98
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2011 11:05pm UTC
   Paper beats rock? ya ok. lets
   see what happens when i throw a rock at you and you try and defend yourself with a piece of paper.
   
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7. shanabanana98
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2011 10:23am UTC
   Tears
   Trouble
   Time
   You're just not worth it.
   ♥
   
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8. shanabanana98
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 8:15pm UTC
   gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
   That awkward moment when........
   You're with a friend shopping and leave the store without buying anything and the cashier gives you a dirty look.
   gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
   
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9. shanabanana98
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 2:48pm UTC
   Iloveyou. There’s no space for anything between you and I except love
   
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