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  1. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    "...Crazy, and insane, and i can just not deal with this. People are..." *Cell phone beeps* "...Who is this?! Stfu!"
    ~Kingsley...gotta love him(:

  2. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:36pm UTC
    Which hurts more? Saying something you wish you didn't say? Or saying nothing and wishing you had?
    ~nmq

  3. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    I love you, not only for what you are, but for what i am when i'm with you.
    ~nmq

  4. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Love is a fire, but whether it's going to keep you warm or burn down your house you can never tell.
    ~nmq

  5. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    "i have never been in a town where everyone drives, like fu**ing, escaped mental patients!"
    ~Kingsley

  6. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    "DO IT FOR JOHNNY MAN! DO IT FOR JOHNNY!"
    ~Dallas from "Outsiders"

  7. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    "If i was your boyfriend i'd never let you gooo! Keep you on my own girl, you'd never be alone!"
    ~Justin Bieber<3
    *Fav if you think he sounds like Justin Timberlake in this song!*

  8. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Dear board of ed,
    Our school needs new printers.
    Sincerely,
    My burning eyeballs!
    *Fav and i'll start a series!*

  9. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    Lmaoooo! Today in class this kid in the back of the room made this weird noise that kind of sounded like the noise scooby doo makes when he's scared, and my teacher said "ahahaha now i know we don't have scooby doo in this room!" and the kid replied, "i'm not scooby doo, i was being a horse!" My teacher has a horse calendar in her room and she pointed to it and said, "no! I know horses!" and the girl sitting under the calendar said "ME?!"
    Maybe you don't find this funny but....I STILL HAVEN'T STOPPED LAUGHING!!!

  10. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
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    April 2, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When your talking about licking someone and your teacher walks by...
    ....I love you Dinosara!!!!<3 (;

  11. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
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    March 27, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When everyone is hysterically laughing at something but you laugh longer than everyone else...

  12. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
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    March 26, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    Officially ridin solo...
    </3

  13. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
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    March 24, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Do you have a band-aid?
    Because i just scraped my knee falling for you...

  14. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    A woman once said, "men are like a deck of playing cards, you need:
    A heart to love him,
    A diamond to marry him,
    A club to bash in his head in,
    And a spade to bury him with."

  15. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
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    March 24, 2012 3:33pm UTC
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  16. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
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    March 24, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    When your mad at someone,
    fill their room with legos and steal all their shoes...

  17. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
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    March 24, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Yeah everyone is entitled to their opinion...
    But yours is stupid.

  18. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
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    March 18, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    My computer beat me at checkers...
    But it didn't beat me at kickboxing!

  19. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
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    March 5, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    When you were a kid and used a calculator as a cellohone<3

  20. shaelyp8d shaelyp8d
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    March 5, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    That amazing feeling when you finished all your homework<3

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