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  1. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    And I Won't Let You Go
    Now You Know
    I've Been Crazy For You All This Time
    I've Kept It Close Alway Hoping
    With A Heart On Fire

  2. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Teacher: What would you do if you were in the olympics?
    Student: Gymnastics
    Student: Swimming
    Student: Track
    Student: Volleyball
    Me: Tom Daley

  3. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 11:16pm UTC
    Olympic Hotties #3
    Jake Dalton

  4. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    2
    Olympic Hotties #2
    Ryan Lochte

  5. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    Olympic Hotties #1
    Tom Daley

  6. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Who else Thinks this is wrong:
    The username sjfashionfever and wellsphills
    staged a car accident that "sjfashionfever"
    was in saying she was in the ICU and near
    death.
    Miraculously, she is back on witty 2 days
    later. It's a scam.
    Thousands of people die in car accidents every year.
    This is not something to joke about.

  7. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 1:32am UTC
    When wiitty guys say;
    "Every girl is beautiful" and then get a fake witty girlfriend and block you.
    thatbritishboy for example

  8. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 1:55am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    ClearlyYou Stitll Care...
    your quotes say it all.

  10. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    Excuse me. I might drink a little more than I should tonight.

  11. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 2:50am UTC
    There's two sides to every story
    Stop PretendingYou Know Everything

  12. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 12:47am UTC
    What floats your boat
    Might actually turn into something that's going to sink your ship.

    nmf

  13. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy,
    but I'm standing up, cause I'm the real slim shady.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  14. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Stop and wait a sec, when you look at me like that my darling, what did you expect? I'd probably still adore you with your hands around my neck. Or I did last time I checked.
    -Arctic Mokeys

  15. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    They made it far too easy to believe that true romance could be achieved these days.
    -Arctic Mokeys

  16. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:54pm UTC
    I'll be yours until two and two is three. Yours until the mountains crumble to the sea. In other words...until eternity.
    -Arctic Mokeys

  17. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    And there's nothing like a dirty look from the one you want or the one you lost.
    -Arctic Mokeys

  18. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Well now then Mardy Bum, I've seen your frown and it's like looking down a barrel of a gun, and it goes off. And out come all these words. Oh there's a very pleasent side to you.
    A side I much prefer.
    -Arctic Mokeys

  19. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Brian. Top marks for not trying. So kind of you to bless us with your effortness. We're grateful and so strangely comforted. And I wonder are you putting us under? Cuz we can't take our eyes off the t shirt and ties combonation.
    Well , see you later, innovator.
    -Arctic Mokeys

  20. shadysback shadysback
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Oh the boy's a slag. The best you ever had. The best you ever had is just a memory and those dreams not as daft as they seem. Not as daft as they seem, my love when you dream them up.
    -Arctic Mokeys

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