iN s0cCeR, thErE aRe n0 tiMe 0uTs, tHeRe ArE No hElmEtS, n0 sHoUldEr pAdS, No c0mMeRciAl bReAkS, n0 wArM dUg0uTs, No hAlfTimE eXtrAvaGanZaS, so0 iF tHatS wuT y0u nEeD, pLaY aNotHer sp0rT. y0u biG wUss!!
~*8 rEaSoNs t0 dAtE a s0cCeR pLaYeR*~ 1)we can last up to 90 minz 2) we like it rough 3) we arnt afraid to get down n dirty 4) we arnt afraid to get all hot n sweaty 5) we got great ball control 6) we can do it in 11 different positions 7) we always get the job done 8)we dont finish till were satisfied