Witty Profiles

seventeen

sparkly_rain_bows321
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December 5, 2011 8:01pm UTC
All i want
for christmas is you
with 6437865855 presents.

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chillchica4
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December 5, 2011 7:31pm UTC
2011: Baby, I'd catch a grenade for youuu
1800: Infant, I would grasp a potentially fatal explosive devise for theeeee

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BlackButterflies
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December 5, 2011 4:00pm UTC
i was helping my guyfriend
tidy his locker, and i discovered about twenty
fake mustaches and beards in lots of different
colours and styles.
i asked him why he had them,
and he replied,
"oh... well, that'd be telling, but if you ever
need to disguise yourself, you know where to come to."
he then winked and walked away. sucha ninja....

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
December 5, 2011 5:21pm UTC
If they read your Witty,
your parents would be in tears.
If they read your Witty,
your best friends would be confused.
If they read your Witty,
your teachers would feel sick inside.
If they read your Witty,
your enemines, and those who bullied you would be shocked.
If they read your Witty,
those who never met you, would judge you.
If they read your Witty,
they'd all be guilty because they never saw the difference
between the person they thought you were, and the person you really are.

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