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  1. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    screaming "USE PROTECTION!"
    when your friend tells you
    that she's hanging out with
    a guy. ♥

  2. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 10:52am UTC
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  3. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 8:38am UTC
    when that song comes on
    and it just gives you
    INSTA-SWAGGER.
    nmf

  4. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:48am UTC
    DROP EVERYTHING NOW & meet me in the pouring rain.

  5. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 8:32am UTC
    All these fake Wiz Khalifa quotes are getting annoying.
    -Wiz Khalifa

  6. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
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    August 4, 2011 7:17am UTC
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  7. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 6:49am UTC
    "He knows when you are sleeping.
    He knows when you're awake.
    He knows if you've been bad or good..."
    DUDE.
    SANTA'S A CREEPER.

  8. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 6:44am UTC
    too much of anything is too much.
    TOO MUCH LOVE CAN BE TOO MUCH.

  9. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 6:35am UTC
    EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLING!
    oh wait... except on friday...
    GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY! ♥
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  10. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 6:18am UTC
    CAUTION!
    THIS MEDICATION MAY CAUSE:
    sudden dizziness, hallucinations, difficulty breathing, internal bleeding, seizures, hot flashes, cold flashes, amnesia, fainting, permanent sight and/or hearing loss, heart failure, kidney failure, and maybe even death.
    but don't worry.
    it'll cure your sore throat.
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  11. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 6:12am UTC
    It's my pet dragon's birthday!
    can i get 194812941 faves for him? ♥

  12. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 5:54am UTC
    I ' l l s t o p l o v i n g y o u
    when Phineas and Ferb go back to school. ♥
    nmf/nmq

  13. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 5:47am UTC
    & who else . . .
    screams and runs away if a bee flys near them? ♥

  14. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 6:28am UTC
    96
    denied.

  15. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 1:23pm UTC
    Seeing a really hot guy, and thinking,
    "You sir need to get in my pants. Now."

  16. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    Give me therapy
    I'm a walking travesty, but I'm smiling at everything.
    Therapy, you were never a
    friend to me, and you can choke on your misery. ♥
    nmf/nmq

  17. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    If people could read my mind...
    I would get punched in the face... a lot.♥
    nmf/nmq

  18. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    Pretty face, but the chase
    ain't worth the prize. ♥
    nmf.

  19. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    I wonder if...
    Rebecca Black's motto is:
    Haters make you famous.
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  20. setthemusicfree setthemusicfree
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 11:57am UTC
    COOL STORY BRO.
    you should tell it at parties.
    notmine

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