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seterry24

1. seterry24
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 10:03pm UTC
   That awkward
   moment when...
   a girl is wearing more make-up than clothes.
   
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2. seterry24
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2011 9:59pm UTC
   That snorlax you just called fat? He is beaten and forced to eat rare candies.
   That voltorb you've been taunting? He's been thinking of using self-destruct.
   The gastly you called an ugly purple blob? He's been trying for months to learn a new to replace his Mean Look.
   The magikarp everyone thinks is useless? He's getting beaten until he evolves into a Gyarados.
   I know 98% of trainers won't comment on this, but click the heart to save someone a trip to the PokéCenter.
   
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3. seterry24
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2011 9:54pm UTC
   That awkward moment
   When you see your teacher in Forever 21
   and she's buying the same dress as you..
   ♥
   
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4. seterry24
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2011 11:24pm UTC
   You did what boys do best . .
   you left.
   (not my format)
   format: maryg181
   
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5. seterry24
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2011 10:12pm UTC
   ***
   How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.
   - My Amazing Math Teacher
   ♥
   (FORMAT CREDIT TO WHOEVER)
   ***
   
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6. seterry24
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2011 9:06pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you remember a mildly important memory you shared with someone and they don't remember at all...
   ♥
   
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7. seterry24
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2011 9:01pm UTC
   Disappointment.
   It’s that feeling that hits you hard,
   when you know you could of done better.
   It knocks you over,
   like a wave crashing on the beach.
   It mocks you,
   as you try hard to succeed.
   It’s the fear that keeps you from doing what you love to do.
   Disappointment.
   It’s that cloud hanging over your head,
   that won’t stop raining.
   
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8. seterry24
   posted a quote
   March 2, 2011 9:16pm UTC
   Dear Darla,
   I hate your stinking guts.
   You make me vomit.
   You are the scum between my toes.
   --------------------> Love, Alfalfa ♥
   
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9. seterry24
   posted a quote
   January 23, 2011 3:55pm UTC
   When I was little,
   Aaron Carter was my Justin Bieber
   ♥
   not my format, credit to whoever ♥
   
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10. seterry24
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    "If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
    keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever. "
    -Winnie The Pooh
    ♥
    
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11. seterry24
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    January 21, 2011 8:28pm UTC
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12. seterry24
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    January 21, 2011 8:21pm UTC
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13. seterry24
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    January 21, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
    ♥
    
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14. seterry24
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    Well one man’s trash is another man’s treasure,
    One man’s pain is another man’s pleasure.
    One damn thing you can’t change is the weather,
    But even if it rain, we get rained on together.
    ♥
    ♥
    
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15. seterry24
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    Your girlfriend is like a penny..
    two faced,worthless, found on the streets &touched by everyone.
    She's a keeper.
    ♥
    
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16. seterry24
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    Witty Quotes
    equals
    Boredom at it's best.
    - -♥- --
    
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17. seterry24
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    -Cheesy Pickup Line #1:
    Do you believe at love at first sight,
    or should I walk by again?
    - - - - ♥ - - - -
    
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18. seterry24
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    You may fall from the sky,
    You may fall from a tree,
    But boy, the best way to fall
    ....is in love with me ♥
    
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19. seterry24
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    “This is my skin. It keeps out the rain and words I’d rather not hear like
    ‘I’m tired’ or ‘I’m fine’ or ‘We need to talk.’
    This is my skin and it’s thick. This is not your skin. Yet you are still under it.”
    ~I Wrote This For You
    
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20. seterry24
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 1:47pm UTC
    “The average person tells 4 lies a day, and 1460 a year.
    A total of 88,000 by the age of 6.
    And the most common lie is
    I’m fine.”
    
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