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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 7:07pm UTC

Dear Tom Riddle,
You are the only one who can own a diary and still be as manly and threatening as ever.
Sincerely, respect.

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 6:50pm UTC

Dear People Who are offended by my last quote about "fat" girls,
sorry I unsulted you guys, I'm not trying to call anyone fat or anything,
I'm just sick of being called anerexic and bulimic because I'm a size 1!
sincerely you're all beautiful no matter what the size anyways.
(and I know, I kinda contridicted myself there but you get what I mean)

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Dear "I'm never going to use this in real life",
That awkward moment when a someone holds a gun to your head and demands you recite the quadratic formula...Sincerely, it could happen.

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 6:32pm UTC

Dear World When life gives you lemons make a dress
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format © RawriEatKidsx3

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Dear 12-year-old brother,
No, I don't know if a prostitute
getting pregnant is considered
a work-related accident.
Sincerely, jeeze, I was thinking about
world domination when I was your age.

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 6:24pm UTC

Dear World,
Please stop arguing over whether or not it hurts more to give birth or be kicked in the balls. We have a clear winner.
Sincerely, just stepped on a lego.

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Dear society ,
Just because I don't have a boyfriend doesn't mean I'm going to end up living alone with ten cats.
Sincerely, fifteen year old with her eye on college

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 6:11pm UTC

Dear parents who say I sleep too much,
Wouldn't you prefer me staying at home and sleeping alone all day than going out and sleeping with boys?
Sincerely, your daughter who just wants to sleep in peace

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Dear guys,
I don't need tight clothes or tons of makeup to get you to like me. I will seduce you with my awkwardness.
Sincerely, be ready.

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Dear newborn babies,
Welcome to our society. When you grow up, you will be judged on what you wear, which music you listen to, what you look like, how you act, who you hang around with, and on practically every other personal trait and imperfection about you, and you'll be made fun of for being who you are. Enjoy your stay.
Sincerely, society.

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 4:41pm UTC

So lets pretend nothing is impossible and everything is okay..

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 4:38pm UTC

I think I’m going to end up like Plankton. Marrying my computer.

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 4:29pm UTC

I just relized all the atractive, sweet, nice people get called ugly and other rude things. Well thanks society

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 4:22pm UTC

My perfect guy:
Is funny, respectful to his elders, can hold a conversation, would rather be watching a movie than under the covers and actually has goals and ambitions and is creative. And the sad part is, acording to society, this guy isn't out there, but I'm stuborn enough to wait for him, even if I'll be 93 when he comes. :)

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 4:18pm UTC

And yes, I'm a perfectly strait girl who plays video games, loves to dress up, but loves jeans and sweats more, who loves to watch old movies but hates romantic films, who loves dragons and monsters and yes, I'm addicted to the internet and I have flaws but I don't try and cover them. I think audry hepburn is what women should be like and not snookie and I make grammer mistakes, but Im not shy to point out when others do. I'd rather have guy friends than have a boyfriend and I'm a total nerd, I love Doctor Who and CSS and HTML but that's a part of me. I don't get jelious if a guy talks to other girls, i don't expect you to text me non-stop, I don't expect roses or love songs, I just expect you to be nice and funny and have dreams.
And yes, girls like this, still exist, and I'm proud to say I'm one of them.

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 4:07pm UTC

Confession #Idontevenknowanymore:
I'd rather hear someone talking about me behind my back, then hearing it about my friends.

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Its alot better, if you tell someone something strait up, rather then them finding out from someone else.

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 3:59pm UTC

Dear friend who talks about me and everyone behind our backs,
I don't know who taught you it's polite to talk to someones back, but its alot nicer to talk to their faces!

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 3:55pm UTC

Since I'm Perfectly anonymous at the moment I'm going to make a quote about me.
For starters, I lack a proper sob story. I wasn't abused, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do anything bad.
I've been bullied before, I've been hurt by the people I've called my friends and I've felt stupid and worthless and like I'm never gonna reach my dreams. But I didn't cry about it for too long, I didn't think about suiside or cutting or anything like that. Why didn't I? Because thats what those girls wanted. And ever since I was little, I learned the last laugh is always the one that deserves it. So no, I didn't cut, I didn't cry and I stopped caring what those girls said. I fixed my self-estem, I worked harder to reach my goals and I showed everyone who I really am. And most of all, I stopped caring what people say and I try and help people who feel the way I felt. I understand, I'm probally not the same as everyone on witty, but I've been hurt too, and I've gained my confidence back, and I'm not saying this to gloat or to make you guys feel like crap. I'm saying this to tell you guys that you can and will get over your flaws, your gonna be strong again and you will be happy! Just don't accept the crap people give you, be yourself and never give up on your dreams. No matter what! Renember the last laugh is always the one who desevres the laugh!

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seriouslystupendous
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January 28, 2012 3:44pm UTC

Detox week may be a good thing in some peoples eyes, and I don't mind it, but I miss all the colors. Nothing catches my eye anymore and that kinda makes witty boring. I mean YES some quotes are good without needing a pretty background but at the same time, the format of a quote is like a first impression. And in the real world, first impressions DO matter! I understand fully why people love detox week but at the same time, it's kinda ruining witty.

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