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sergeantpotato

1. sergeantpotato
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   October 28, 2012 10:31pm UTC
   The past, present and future walk into a bar,
   It was tense.
   
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2. sergeantpotato
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   October 22, 2012 8:49pm UTC
   Thus conscience does make cowards of us all
   William Shakespeare
   
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3. sergeantpotato
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   Where are all the
   SOUR PATCH PARENTS?
   
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4. sergeantpotato
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 4:44pm UTC
   Life is uncertain;
   Eat dessert first.
   
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5. sergeantpotato
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   September 12, 2012 7:28pm UTC
   I live life like I play video games
   ...on single player mode
   nmq
   
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6. sergeantpotato
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 5:42pm UTC
   Sometimes I look at you and I get sad because you're not a dragon.
   
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7. sergeantpotato
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   September 8, 2012 1:39pm UTC
   It's kind of fun to do the
   IMPOSSIBLE
   -Walt Disney
   
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