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  1. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Am i the only one who
    WANTS TO READ BOYS MINDS?

  2. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    b
    Today,
    I told my cousin,
    That when it rains,
    Somewhere in the world a girl is crying.
    So the other day it was raining,
    And i saw her with her raincoat on and trying to unlock the door.
    I asked her what she was doing,
    And she said-
    "The girl is crying! I'm going to try and find her, and then cheer her up!"

  3. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    reasons why homework is
    stupid.-
    math- *solve this problem* - y+x-5= ?
    ( oh yeah, i can do that in my sleep. )*
    reading. *read this passage* - and furthermore,
    we'd like to express our relations and charisma
    into the manner and society of the centuries on.
    ( okay....only word i understood was 'and'. )
    science- *complete the experiment and explain* -
    how does a circuit , a battery, and a lightbulb
    reinforce the energy of the series pathway?
    ( um.....64.)
    history- * answer these questions * -
    who was abraham lincoln's vice president?
    ( i know this one. mr. monopoly. called it. )
    biology- *do this lab* -
    where do the senses in which the genesis and
    chromosomes emerge.
    ( ima be real here....the answer is, your pockets. )
    writing- *write 4-7 sentences on the constitution*
    ( yeah, i'm only writing 4. )

  4. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Anyone else think Guys are
    sexier when-
    - Have an accent. Preferably British or Australian.
    -Get frustrated.
    - Wear, "V-Neck" t-shirts.
    - Have 'flippy' hair.
    - Have brown eyes.
    - Smile/laugh when they're nervous.
    -Play sports.
    - Aren't obsessed with COD*.
    - And have dimples?
    fave if you do. or one of these.

  5. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 12:57am UTC
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  6. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2011 12:07am UTC
    No offense..
    But I don't really appreciate,
    You're eexistence....
    nmf

  7. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 11:52pm UTC
    theres always that ONE GIRL in your grade, thats OBSESSED with horses. ♥
    nmf.

  8. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    Someone asked-
    "why do you like him so much?"
    & before I could answer.
    My bestfriend put her hand over my mouth and said-
    "Don't even get her started".

    nmf.

  9. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 11:36pm UTC
    Oh, that's hot.
    {♥} if you just read that sarcastically.
    n m f

  10. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 11:29pm UTC
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  11. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    SO today-
    my teacher asked one of the
    bitchiest girls in class,
    "What were the effects of
    Hurricane Katrina?"
    She replied- "Well it was really
    messy & everything got wet."
    RIGHT, when she said that,
    one of the quietest guys in class, said-
    "Allie...no one asked you how your weekend went".
    MLIA.
    remake♥

  12. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    Favorite this if. . . . you've ever,
    L I E D,
    to save someone from
    getting their feeling s hurt. ♥
    nmf.

  13. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    You're weird.
    I LIKE YOU.
    you're my new friend.

    nmf.

  14. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
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    May 24, 2011 7:35pm UTC
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  15. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    HEY YOU. yeah you.
    You're leaning on your LEFT elbow,
    and have a hair tie on you're right.
    Plus, your hair is in a ponytail.
    that you would pay more attention to
    my favorite songs,
    because the lyrics they sing are the words
    DON'T YOU? Fave if you do...or one of these things.
    nmf.

  16. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  17. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    SO TODAY-
    We were playing kickball,
    and theres this really 'bitchy' guy in my class,
    SO, the 'not-so-popular' guy,
    kicks the ball and it goes out of the foul line.
    The 'bitchy' guy says to one of his friends,
    "He's a fail".
    The 'not-so-popular' guy replies,
    "Yeah, that's what your mom said when you were born".
    MLIA.
    NMF.

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