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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 11:39am UTC

Imagine if you suddenly woke up and your whole life had been a dream,
and you're actually a completely different person living a different life in a different world.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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April 15, 2013 11:49am UTC

Perfect guys don't exi-
Hi I'm Steve and I made witty profiles.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 2:20pm UTC

What is it called when your crush has crush on you too?
IMAGINATION!

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 11:48am UTC

The best way to make somebody remember you,
borrow money from them.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Walk into the club like “What’s the wifi password”

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 10:11am UTC

Hello, My name is:
Shh...I'd tell you, but that would give away my secret spy identity

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 10:15am UTC

Hold your
mouse over
this quote

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 9:21am UTC

My grandmother is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him!

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 10:02am UTC

My voice is normal when I talk to strangers
But when I'm with my friends I turn into Morgan Freeman

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 10:16am UTC

One time my teacher who has a monobrow asked me
“What the hell did you do to your hair?”
Because I had a blonde streak through it and I said
“What the hell did you do to your eyebrow?”
And he sent me outside.

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Alex*
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 9:14am UTC

Lost My BestFriend Yesterday.
(19/08/12)

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Alex*
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 5:31pm UTC

I miss my best friend...
It sucks when you miss that person so much
that you look through old text messages
Even old statuses and it brings a smile to
your face but then the hurt comes back
And you know you shouldn't be looking back
But you can't help it because they really meant
something to you and you thought it would of
lasted.
Trying not to care is pretty difficult when
you care so much.

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Alex*
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Nothing hurts
more than being
disappointed by the
single person you thought would never hurt you.
웃 유

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Alex*
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 11:07am UTC

I Admit..
I admit, I really miss how things used to be
but i also admit that i've accepted the fact that things have changed.

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Alex*
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 10:17am UTC

That moment when you realize that you love your best friend so much that you can't even go a day without thinking of them.

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Alex*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 12:27pm UTC

I'm still holding onto that little piece of hope that maybe you'll change your mind.

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Alex*
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 12:42pm UTC

*Gets a text*
*Grabs Phone*
*Reads Name*
*Puts phone back down without replying*

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Alex*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 6:48pm UTC

I wanted to tell you that I've missed you, but I just couldn't find the words.

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Alex*
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 9:31am UTC

The city may be full of people, but not the kind I'm looking for...

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Alex*
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 6:22pm UTC

I love you.
I have been trying so hard to ignore it, and not say it.
And it would never work with anyone else because I love you.
I am so in love with you.
It's like you're a disease, It's like I am infected by you.
And I can't think about anybody else but you.
And I love you, I love you all the time, every minute of every day.

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