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  1. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    my best friend likes my boyfriend. brb dying.

  2. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    hey you.
    yes, you. stop being unhappy with yourself. you are perfect. stop wishing you looked like someone else or wishing people liked you as much as they like someone else. stop trying to get attention from those who hurt you. stop hating your body, your face, your personality, your quirks. love them. without those thing you wouldn't be you. and why would you want to be anyone else? be confident with who you are. smile. it'll draw people in. if anyone hates on you because you are happy with yourself then you stick your middle finger in the air and say screw it.my happiness with not depend on others anymore. i'm happy because i love who i am. i love my flaws. i love my imperfections. they make me me.
    and 'me' is pretty amazing.

  3. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
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    October 20, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    I was watching a movie, and this guy was walking into the bar, and graffitti next to the bar said:
    24 beers in a box
    24 hours in a day
    Quincidence?
    I think NOT.

  4. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    show me some +++
    positivity.

  5. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 4:21pm UTC
    Can someone please just listen to me?

  6. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series
    and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven.
    Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously)
    and in the fall, I'll take him to a train station, point him towards platforms nine and ten,
    and not say a word as he collides into a pillar.
    nmq

  7. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Sun: Wake up!
    Me: too much light in this window... DONT WAKE ME UP!!

  8. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    Is it still old news
    that i love you?

  9. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    hi guys. so right now, im in my bathroom sneaking on my ipod telling you guys whats up. im definitely quitting now. for the simplest reason that my brother is most likely going to jail now, and that the FBI is practically watching me and my family. so. sorry and all i guess. /:
    (im on my ipod right now hiding in my bathroom...yeah..)

  10. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Act like a Princess.
    Look like Barbie.
    Smoke like MARLEY.
    Party like Ke$ha.

  11. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 9:28am UTC
    im quitting Witty Profiles because everyone hates me. Bye.

  12. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 11:47am UTC
    I think about you a lot. I think about what you're doing, where you're at, who you're with. When im alone, you're the only thing on my mind. I think of you at the most random times, and its so hard to get you out of my head. I always have these doubts, these "what-if" thoughts, and I always question myself.
    tumblr.

  13. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I need to mentally stop making scenarios of
    you and me together, because in the end,
    I know i'll be dissapointed
    with the outcome.
    tumblr.

  14. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    At 1:00 pm this afternoon, "he" kissed me. I was so happy at first. While we were kissing.
    I didnt want to stop. At all.
    Then he started touching me. And eventually tried to slide his hand down my pants.
    Welcome to society, biitches. Enjoy your stay.

  15. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    ↑ KEEP YOUR HOPES UP HIGH & YOUR HEAD DOWN LOW ↓
    nmf/q

  16. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    What if oxygen makes our voice deeper,
    and helium just makes it normal?
    MIND =BLOWN

  17. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
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    July 31, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
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    July 30, 2012 10:16pm UTC
    Plot Twist: "He" likes me back.

  19. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    no but just imagine secuirty guards at concerts
    guard: oh here come the faggots
    guard: why are they so skinny
    guard: do not jump into the crowd i dont want
    to grab your crack
    guard: why are there 12 year old girls throwing
    their bras on stage
    guard: why is this my job

  20. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
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    July 28, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    Cute boy: *walks past*
    Me: Come back, i love you.

:)

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