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send_me_a_smile
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January 18, 2013 3:24pm UTC

:(
I Haven't had any notifications for so long, steve must have felt sorry for me so i got this instead.
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MyMindBook
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January 17, 2013 8:20pm UTC

*Toddler and Tiaras*
"I'm gunna be an exterminator when I grow up."
"I like to kill the worms."
"I like to kill the grasshoppers."
"I like to kill bees."
"I like to kill Justin Bieber."

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taylorday7
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January 17, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Last night at Texas Roadhouse while I was working a little old man comes up to me.
I ask: "how many?"
And he goes: "Just one old geezer and the most beautiful woman in the world."
An old woman comes hobbling in on a cane after him and he goes: "Look at her. 50 years of marriage and she still takes my breath away."
I want that someday.

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MyWittyProfile
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January 17, 2013 8:21pm UTC

What if this is all just a social experiment to see how teenagers really act and one day Steve just shows up at our door with the police and is all like, "We read your quotes. You've been submitted to a Psychiatric hospital."

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xshine_brightx
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January 16, 2013 9:19pm UTC

*Pitbull comes on the radio*
Mom: Oh this is bulldog right?
Me: No mom wrong dog
Mom: Ohhh... its
Me: Pitbull mom! Its Pitbull! *facepalm*

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celestialerror*
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January 16, 2013 8:39pm UTC

Dear Mr. Vernon,
we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess; and a criminal.
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club.

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ErinIsTheName*
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January 16, 2013 8:23pm UTC

My ice pop just said:
"What did one volcavo say to the other?"
"I lava you!"
Still a better love story than twilight.

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phee
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January 15, 2013 3:28pm UTC

Most laughs that you hear on tv shows today,
were recorded in the 1950's which means,
you're listening to dead people laughing
let that just sink in for a minute...

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