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Eli22b
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April 20, 2013 12:37pm UTC

I just want someone who will hug me from behind and kiss my forehead and snuggle with me when its cold and cook amazing food and make me hot chocolate and go shopping with me and looks incredibly sexy in anything and still be adorable and build a snowman in the summer and be able to fly and be bestfriends with my favorite artists so I can meet them and have a time travel machine and breathe fire and lift thousands of pounds and transform into any creature in the world.
Like seriously is that too much to ask for?
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Hale_Storm18
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April 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Google: Why does my cat lick me?
John Green: Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
John Green: Cat's believe that all other organisms are cats.
John Green: Once you realize that, a lot of cat behaviour begins to make sense.
John Green: So, why does your cat lick you?
John Green: Because it thinks it's grooming you.
John Green: So, when your cat licks you, he's thinking--"I love you, gigantic, hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you."

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br0kenwings
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April 1, 2013 2:03am UTC

Why is it socially acceptable for guys to
sag their pants all the way down to their knees
but if a girl shows a little bit of her bra...
HOLY SH!. T YOU FU. CKING SL. UT!
SHAME ON YOU.
WOW THAT’S SO NOT CLASSY!
LET'S DRESS CODE YOU!
IF YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN,
I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS.
DISHONOR ON YOU!
DISNHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY!
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

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ThatsSoMeee
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April 1, 2013 3:24pm UTC

And whenever people say
he’s worthless,
I want to scream at them.
I want to tell them just how beautiful his smile is,
just how perfect his eyes are,
just how cute his lame jokes are,
just how funny he is when he’s happy,
just how lost he is,
and just how much I love him.

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shesjustokay
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March 14, 2013 10:08am UTC

Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where does your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me:Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me:Next to my neighbors house.
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you , you won't believe me.
Police:Tell me.
Me:Next to my house.

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jariley*
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March 13, 2013 9:32pm UTC

What's up these Double Standards?
How come a guy can't cry?
How come a guy can't be in a pissy mood like his girlfriend?
Since when do girls feel the worst pain?
Since when do guys not understand periods? We have to deal with you.
Why must girls be treated like princesses all the time? Why don't you treat me like a prince?
Since when do girls know what guys go through?
Maybe girls should just be a little quiet. Guys feel pain, too, you know. So how about stop making us feel so guility for expressing some emotions.

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Lolsorue_girl
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March 10, 2013 11:47am UTC

My favorite types of hugs
Tight Hugs.The ones where they just hug you
super tight with no words.
Unexpected Hugs.The ones where you're just doing
your own thing and they come from behind you
and hug you unexpectedly.
Lift Up Hugs.The ones where you run up to them,
and they have their arms all wide,and you just run up
to them and you lift your legs and they carry
you.
Spinning Hugs.The ones where they hug you and
spin you aroung in circles.

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Trustmeee
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March 8, 2013 7:31pm UTC

Yesterday he told me this
❤
"You could have no make up, hair a mess, sweatpants and a tank top, glasses on or off, and I would find you just as beautiful as any other day. You'd still make me stop, and my heart beat fast because I can't believe that a girl as perfect as you, could have feelings for a guy like me."

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kara008
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March 6, 2013 6:07pm UTC

I can't wait to leave this town and
go to college in a city, meet new people,
AND ACTUALLY HAVE AN INTERESTING LIFE

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Cammie
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March 10, 2013 4:54pm UTC

Dad, there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door.. can you get rid of it?
Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Dad?
DAD?
Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth

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Jade672
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March 8, 2013 8:39am UTC

I think old fashioned is cute.
I think kisses on the cheek & forehead, actual dinner dates and asking
someone out in person is a lot more romantic. I don't think the guy
should always make the first move, but I feel as if it's cuter if the
guy asks out the girl rather than the other way round because it's
been like that for so long. I liked it when the guy actually valued
their girlfriend and called her 'sweetheart' instead of 'babe'.

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EmilyxLovesxU
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March 6, 2013 1:44am UTC

Sleepovers when you were 10:
Omfg lets stay up till 4am and prank call people and gossip and have a sugary midnight feast!!
Sleepovers at you're 14/15/16:
Shut the fck up you c/nt I'm trying to sleep. I swear if I hear you breathing one more time, I'll end your fcking existence. Seriously do you want to fcking sleep outside.

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ErinIsTheName*
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March 1, 2013 4:49pm UTC

What did the boy with no hands get for christmas?
Gloves!
Just kidding, I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet.

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sammy*
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March 1, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Guys are super attractive when they get protective or jealous ♥

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doublesidedice
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February 25, 2013 9:52pm UTC

On Friday for Self-Harm awareness day I'm drawing butterflies up my arms and wearing a huge orange bow :)....you can't do much with a school uniform...

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