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  1. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
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     November 23, 2011 2:03pm UTC
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  2. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
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     November 17, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    how do you feel?
    "Um... with my hands of course?"
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  3. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
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     November 17, 2011 4:39pm UTC
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  4. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
     November 18, 2011 6:36am UTC
    Sticks and Stones
    may break my bones but
    Chains EXCITE meeee.
    ♥
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     January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
     November 19, 2011 10:40am UTC
    I get sooo wet,
    Everytime I get in the pool.
    nmq.
    ..
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  7. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
     November 19, 2011 10:44am UTC
    I would tap that. . .
    With a bus.
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  8. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
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     November 19, 2011 10:54am UTC
    I cant get hard, i just got laid...
    said the egg to the boiling pan of water
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  9. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
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     November 19, 2011 10:59am UTC
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  10. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
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     November 19, 2011 11:11am UTC
    my boyfriend is like my ipad..
    i don't have an ipad.
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  11. sarikapokerface sarikapokerface
    posted a quote
     November 19, 2011 11:21am UTC
    WE STOPPED CHECKING FOR MONSTERS UNDER OUR BED
    WHEN WERE REALIZED THEY
    WERE INSIDE US
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