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saralyncarol

1. saralyncarol
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 6:18pm UTC
   I used to want witty to be a school but I dont anymore.
   Now it would be a school filled with annoying depressed girls who cut themselves & people who repeat what others say.
   
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2. saralyncarol
   posted a quote
   February 14, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   I think those
   " fave for this, comment for this"
   quotes are funny because the faves are always so much higher than the comments
   because lets admit it, its so much easier to click than to type :b
   
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3. saralyncarol
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2012 5:16pm UTC
   Kill Them With Sarcastic Kindness
   
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4. saralyncarol
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   Yeah I definetly love all those quotes that have been top quotes 20 zillion times before, yet people continue to like them ...
   
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5. saralyncarol
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2012 7:58pm UTC
   Followers:
   Parents say " If your friend jumped off a bridge would you jump off it too"
   And I say " ABSOLUTELY I'll be the one with the bungy cord.....
   jumping down to catch them"
   <3
   
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6. saralyncarol
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   November 23, 2011 1:25pm UTC
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7. saralyncarol
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 7:50pm UTC
   I think I'm getting my period
   but
   I might have just jizzed in my pants
   nbd
   
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8. saralyncarol
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2011 4:50pm UTC
   I know
   everything
   about him...
   except
   Why he doesnt doesnt give
   us
   a chance</3
   
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9. saralyncarol
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 8:28pm UTC
   That awkward moment when
   The only reason the awkward moment is awkward is because you just had to say "wow this is awkward"
   
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10. saralyncarol
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    October 19, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    Pretty is what you are......
    .........beauty is what you do with it.
    
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11. saralyncarol
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    Hey ladies,
    Dont worry about the guy that doesnt want you now because all guys want right now is some chick to play around with but when its time for the boy to settle down he wants a real girl a nice beautiful apropriate girl and thats who you all are and thats when your special man is going to come find you.
    
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12. saralyncarol
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    October 10, 2011 6:33pm UTC
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13. saralyncarol
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    Do I love him?
    Or am I just horribly confused?
    
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14. saralyncarol
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    September 28, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    Do I love him?
    Or am I just horribly confused?
    
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15. saralyncarol
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    July 30, 2011 12:23pm UTC
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16. saralyncarol
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 2:12pm UTC
    love your laugh
    love your style
    love your heart
    your soul, your smile
    love your voice
    love your touch
    
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17. saralyncarol
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 2:00pm UTC
    I need you
    to be here
    to hold me
    to cuddle me
    to love me
    to tell me everythings okay
    to hold my hand
    to kiss me infront of your friends
    to hang out with me
    to be my best friend
    to not rush things
    to like me for me
    to be there for me
    to not leave me
    But most importantly i need you to be my boyfriend...
    forever <3
    
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18. saralyncarol
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    Face it
    If you have a facebook
    your a stalker ;D
    
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19. saralyncarol
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    worth reading
    One day a dad comes home drunk and mad. He pulls out
    a gun and shoots his wife, then he turns the gun on himself and pulls the trigger. His little girl sits behind the couch crying. The police came and took the little girl to a new family. That family was Christian and on the girls first day to Sunday school she walks into the building and sees a picture of Jesus on the cross. The little girls asked the teacher "how did that man get off the cross?" the teacher replied "he never did" but the girl argued "yes he did, the night mommy and daddy died, he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was going to be alright.
    not mine but i love it
    
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20. saralyncarol
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    HIGHSCHOOL
    Pick two (2)
    Social life
    Good grades
    Enough sleep
    
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