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March 6, 2011 2:28pm UTC

Texts From Last Night #25
He forgot there was a midterm today. I watched him break his own finger to get out of it.

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sarakatiee
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March 6, 2011 2:26pm UTC

Texts From Last Night #24
thank you TLC, waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...

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sarakatiee
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March 6, 2011 2:23pm UTC

Texts From Last Night #23
Mom just facebook checked into an applebees at 2am. Caption: "WITH THE BESTIEZ."

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sarakatiee
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March 6, 2011 2:21pm UTC

Texts From Last Night #22
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.

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sarakatiee
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March 6, 2011 2:16pm UTC

Texts From Last Night #21
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.

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sarakatiee
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March 6, 2011 2:11pm UTC

Texts From Last Night #20
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.

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September 11, 2010 3:12pm UTC

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sarakatiee
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September 11, 2010 2:16pm UTC

sail away,≈
sail away,≈
sail away.≈

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sarakatiee
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September 11, 2010 2:12pm UTC

PAINTTHESKY
WITHSTARS.♥

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sarakatiee
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August 27, 2010 3:15pm UTC

texts from luke~
I shaved my stomach lol. And yes my legs are very hairy but oh so sexy.

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sarakatiee
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August 27, 2010 3:10pm UTC

OH GOD SARA.
you cant go running around in
church camp
yelling heroin!.

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sarakatiee
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August 27, 2010 2:53pm UTC

me: boys are stupid.
jenna: amen.

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sarakatiee
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August 26, 2010 12:51pm UTC

Phone quiz!
got ur fone?
mhm.
how many txts r in ur inbox right now?
117
in ur contacts, who is the 3rd person under N?
Narnia/Brad
who is the 6th person under L?
Lourdes
what does the 4th message in ur inbox say, whos it from?
"you cant what?" &thomas
who's the 11th call in ur missed calls from?
robert
who is the last person under A?
Avery
what does the 3rd sent txt say?
"Nothing still depressed."
who is the last received call from?
mama
r u texting anybody at the moment?
austin, thomas, deven, luke
who is #17 on ur speed dial?
alex
what does ur 20th message say?
"No came out 04"
who is #15 on ur speed dial?
robert

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sarakatiee
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August 26, 2010 12:18pm UTC

12.14.09.;
was the day you asked me out.
2.17.10.;
was the day we got back together.
10 months;
and now its over.
on the surface, im holding myself together.
on the inside, im secretly
dying inside.
you have convinced me that
love doesnt last.
taylor swift's song "fifteen" is entirely true.
that guys suck.
that im not good enough for you.
that you can drop me just like that.
for some other girl.
when you realize that shes not me,
as much as i hate to say it,
deven parminder-singh chona,
I'll still be here.
[[waiting for another heartache.]]

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sarakatiee
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August 24, 2010 5:01pm UTC

Convos With Luke
luke:oh nice i just woke up.
sara:sleepy?
luke: went to bed at 6 am so yeah
sara:why???
luke:i dont know man! seemed like a good idea at the time
sara:you're so hardcore. i wish i was like you.
luke:everyone wishes they were as cool as me
sara:you'll have to teach me your ways.
luke:one day, my child. one day.

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sarakatiee
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August 24, 2010 4:43pm UTC

Texts From Last Night #19
HOW DID YOU BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN???

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sarakatiee
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June 20, 2010 3:57pm UTC

Little girl
You got me staring odd
Oh! Or was that just a telescopic camera nod
P-p-p-painted dolls
In highway truckstop stalls
Lot lizard scales cool your nightlife moods
All the rookies leave your badge and your god on the desk
When you leave the room

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sarakatiee
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June 20, 2010 3:56pm UTC

So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything
For another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy

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sarakatiee
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June 20, 2010 3:54pm UTC

I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match:
I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet.

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sarakatiee
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June 20, 2010 3:53pm UTC

Put him in the back of a squad car,
Restrain that man
He needs his head put through a catscan
Hey editor, I'm undeniable!
Hey doctor, I'm certifiable!

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