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  1. ebbyyyy ebbyyyy
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    People make a status on facebook, "don't like this"
    a billion people like it.
    Let's try this...
    don't fave this.
    lolololol

  2. acroxbabe123 acroxbabe123
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When your eating a banana and every guy suddenly makes eye contact with you.

  3. awiciaaaxD awiciaaaxD
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    Person dies in movie;
    "Eh. They probably desevered it."
    Dog dies in movie;
    "WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID THE DOG DO?!"


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  7. frenchiex3 frenchiex3
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    he cheats
    on you once, shame on
    he cheats on you twice shame on you


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  9. monkeylove33 monkeylove33
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    Fav this if,
    you're smarter than a fifth grader ;)
    ♥♥♥

  10. HannersBanners HannersBanners
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    So my bestfriend named
    Layla(:
    And she has a back problem...
    And I'm terrified that something is going to happen to her in her sugery....
    can i get atleast 5 faves to show Layla 5 people care and hope for her to be safe?

  11. BRUNOMARSISAMAZING BRUNOMARSISAMAZING
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    For every like;
    i will do 3 crunches;
    For every comment; i will do 3 crunches;i will do 3 pushups;
    This isn't for faves, i want to be active:DD
    and i'm bored..
    I jsdf

  12. OliviaGallagher OliviaGallagher
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 2:38pm UTC
    Girl:Promise you wont love any other girl?
    Boy:I cant.
    Girl:So theres someone else?
    Boy:Yeah,she will look like you and call you mummy <3 :)
    N.M.Q

  13. Embeasley11 Embeasley11
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 2:28pm UTC
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌ Dear internet users,someday you will regret not reading me. Sincerly, terms and conditions. . ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

  14. ItsMandieBitch ItsMandieBitch
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    Dear Irene,
    I don't have to start a new school until the 7th because of you.
    THANK YOU.
    Sincerely, Relieved

  15. sksx9 sksx9
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    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC


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  17. brwneydgrl96 brwneydgrl96
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    I dream of a better tomorrow
    where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

  18. AliKatt21 AliKatt21
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    Girlfriend: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
    Boyfriend: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple. :)

  19. xOstephh27 xOstephh27
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    I lived through
    the swine flu,
    Y2K,
    first African American president,
    9/11, a royal wedding,
    the death of Michael Jackson,
    the capture & death of Osama,
    and now the 8/23/11 earthquake.
    My life has swag.


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