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sarabeans1997

1. sarabeans1997
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2012 12:34pm UTC
   Staying in your towel for an
   hour after you shower~
   (OneDirectionFORMAT)
   
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2. sarabeans1997
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   September 22, 2012 6:13pm UTC
   Seeing something that says
   "Now with 50% less fat!"
   And thinking
   "Hell naw i want all the fat!"
   
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3. sarabeans1997
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   September 10, 2012 9:39pm UTC
   Everything is made in China.
   Except babies, they're made in VaChina.
   nmq
   
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4. sarabeans1997
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   September 10, 2012 9:14pm UTC
   If you knew my story. . .
   
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5. sarabeans1997
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   September 7, 2012 9:54pm UTC
   BUT MOM,
   everyone failed.
   
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6. sarabeans1997
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   September 3, 2012 10:29am UTC
   Do us all a favor, and just stop talking.
   
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7. sarabeans1997
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   September 3, 2012 10:26am UTC
   Girl: No offence but you look ugly.
   Me:Offence taken you dipsh.t
   
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8. sarabeans1997
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   August 31, 2012 10:50am UTC
   Mom: Why don't you get some of you're friends together and-
   Me: I don't have any friends.
   
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9. sarabeans1997
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   November 20, 2011 7:08pm UTC
   My boyfriend is like a trampolineI dont have a trampoline
   
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10. sarabeans1997
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    August 22, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when the people at the nail place
    are obviously talking about
    YOU.
    
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11. sarabeans1997
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    August 22, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    Has it ever occurred to you, that people fromother countrieshave thoughts in differentlanguages???
    
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12. sarabeans1997
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    Dear mom and dad,
    heres how our relationship works....
    I'll be an annoying teenager, never leave my room, come home late, hog the shower, and spend your money. You can repay me by cleaning my room, buying me stuff, and driving me places.
    Warm regards, Your daughter
    
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13. sarabeans1997
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    July 6, 2011 10:58pm UTC
    Favorite This if you can't keep up with what color Nicki Minaj's hair color is...
    .
    
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14. sarabeans1997
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    July 5, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    WHEN your trying to tell people something but they're not listening..just say "and then i found 20 bucks" and everyone will listen.
    
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