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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Why people should be friends with me
-I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height,
taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look
like a giant?
-I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free
and you can be too
-I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
-I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
-I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over
and I'll consider you a good friend
-My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint
wink wink
-You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because
what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
-I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun
adventures in the city
-I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of
going there trying not to get shot
-My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
-I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem
even smarter
-I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat
food
-yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
-I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
-I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
-I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
-I'm just overall awesome
-I just need more friends okay
-please
-Please
-PLEASE

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KristinaBrunicardi
posted a quote
October 17, 2012 6:03pm UTC

here's to the girls...
who actually wake up & look forward to
g o i n g t o s c h o o l ,
because just seeing him,
for two seconds,
in the h a l l w a y
automatically
m a k e s y o u r d a y .
♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 27, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Sometimes you don’t notice
who’s really there for you
because you’re too busy
noticing someone
you wish
who was

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Fuzzbuzz22
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:08am UTC

If you like this i promise
i will follow you!
Every single one of you, yes including you reading this!

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ImOnlyATeen
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

♥fav this. &I will follow you. im sick of my witty being boring

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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abkamel*
posted a quote
April 7, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Shopping with One Direction
Harry: Louis, look at this thong!
Louis: Buy it, you can show me tonight.
Paul: NO. Harry, put it down.
Niall: Paul, I want a pretzel!
Liam: Calm down Niall, we'll get one soon.
Niall: NO, LIAM, NOW!
Harry: Louis look! Underwear with cats on it!
Paul: Harry, Louis, get out of Victoria's Secret.
NIall: Pretzel! Now!
Liam: Where's Zayn?! Has anyone seen Zayn?!
Louis: He's admiring his reflection in the windows.
Paul: Zayn!
Niall: Pretzel!
Zayn: Oh, hey there, sexy.
Paul: Zayn, stop talking to yourself--NO HARRY DON'T CHANGE INTO THAT THONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE!
Niall: PRETZEL.
Liam: *sigh*
-nmq -

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samspan10
posted a quote
April 8, 2012 3:13pm UTC

K
K ? K what ? the letter before L, the letter after J ? did you know that in JK ,
K stands for "Kidding". So your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in potassium ?
do you need some Special K in breakfast? K, as in i can K/O you ? can i
knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks ? sharks has K in it .

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