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Member Since: 14 May 2011 10:28pm

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haii der.
My name is... not important.
but you can call me samn (]:

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June 22, 2011 6:51pm UTC

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June 13, 2011 10:26pm UTC

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June 13, 2011 10:04pm UTC

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June 6, 2011 7:31pm UTC

Yes , my best f r iend is
t he oppos i t e gender,
N o , w e a r e n o t d a t i n g .

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samnlax276
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June 4, 2011 7:34pm UTC

Some guy came up to my door asking for a donation to the local pool so,
I gave him a cup of water...

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June 2, 2011 9:20pm UTC

Donuts...
Just your ordinary sugared bagel.

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June 2, 2011 8:22pm UTC

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June 2, 2011 2:16pm UTC

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samnlax276
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June 1, 2011 2:28pm UTC

That awkward moment...
when a hot guy walks by and your best friend isn't right there for you to nudge.

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samnlax276
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June 1, 2011 2:11pm UTC

This is my best friend.
I apologize for her mentally insane behavior..
♥

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May 27, 2011 4:11pm UTC

Today my math teacher was packing up to go to the doctor. When a kid asked my teacher why he was going, my teacher walked silently to the door, opened it suddenly, and shouted "IM PREGNANT!" and slammed the door, running down the hall. My teacher is almost 80 years old, and male.
MLIA

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samnlax276
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May 26, 2011 11:28am UTC

Fave
If your supposed to be doing homework right now (;
cause it would be hilarious if over 300 people faved this...

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samnlax276
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May 25, 2011 8:46pm UTC

Well right now...
I'm kinda on the line of giving up and holding on

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May 21, 2011 10:24am UTC

I'm gonna name my kid GOOGLE
That way he could be like,
I'm GOOGLE and I know everything.

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May 18, 2011 8:31pm UTC

Mom: Where were you last night?
Son: Studying with my friends.
Mom: Don't lie.
Son: Alright, I was at a stripper club.
Mom: DID YOU SEE ANYTHING THERE THAT YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE?!?!?
Son: yeh...I saw dad.

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May 17, 2011 5:20pm UTC

Because I love my converse.
Fave if you love yours too!

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May 17, 2011 3:48pm UTC

Don't you hate
when your having a staring contest,
and you sneeze.

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May 16, 2011 10:58am UTC

Gnomophobia...
The fear of garden gnomes.

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samnlax276
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May 15, 2011 12:36am UTC

you wanna know how I felt?
try looking at my wrists...
that should help. :/

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samnlax276
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May 14, 2011 10:36pm UTC

I failed my spelling test because they asked me how to spell
PLAYER
and I put down your name

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