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sammystoleyourcookies
posted a quote
May 31, 2011 9:48pm UTC

Ever since this began, I was blessed with a curse,
And for better or for worse I was born into a
hearse.
I know I said my heart beats for you. I was lying
girl.
I've been lying to you...
BMTH

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sammystoleyourcookies
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May 27, 2011 1:21am UTC

Adrienne Nicole, has a heart of gold, though she's suffering through displeasure. The light that radiates from within her will intensify greatly as she talks to me. Theirs a spark in her eyes people don't notice. But to see the beauty on the outside truly and sincerely, you must concentrate on her inner beauty. Her mind is wondering, searching for a way out, even if there is none. She should always know I am here for her. We met five minutes ago, but I shall not lead her astray or ever let her go. She is, beautiful, loving, caring, and above all, she is daring. Daring to stretch her arms out to anyone who needs her. The tender care she offers is brighter than the looming ever so distant sun. But I will always be here to comfort her, in her time of need. My name is Rez, and I believe she is very radiant indeed.
My Adrienne has a friend who wrote this on her wall (FB) off the top of his head. like if you think this is very SWEET!

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sammystoleyourcookies
posted a quote
May 26, 2011 8:57pm UTC

If you follow me
you will only get lost.
If you try to get closer
We'll only lose touch
But you already know too much
And you're not going anywhere
-BMTH Don't Go

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sammystoleyourcookies
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May 12, 2011 2:31am UTC

Pumba's eating disorder gets worst, one cheesecake may be too many! Timon gets a jetpack & flies off into outer space, where a muslim archer is making salsa
(But you have to say it in a funny voice)

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sammystoleyourcookies
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May 9, 2011 2:18am UTC

Thy poptart has sprung from its toasted rest! Now thou may engage in the act of consuming my jelly-filled nutrient!

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sammystoleyourcookies
posted a quote
May 9, 2011 2:09am UTC

JZ rode a Hippogriff into the misty planes of Garetoel...His
rap could not suffice the evil wizard, and he was forced to
sign a treaty.

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sammystoleyourcookies
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May 9, 2011 2:02am UTC

I love you more than I can ever scream.

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sammystoleyourcookies
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May 9, 2011 1:38am UTC

We all know the saying. Guns don't kill people. People
with mustaches do.

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