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sammyp100
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 10:39am UTC

Where would the world be wifout blondes?
Blondes wouldn't get how to do this... ;)

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 9:45am UTC

S.I.S.T.E.R.S.
S.ILLY
I.NDIVIDUALS
S.ORTA
T.HINKING
E.VERY
R.ESPONSE?
YAH IT DOESNT MATCH, THATS WHAT SISTERS ARE FOR ;) ♥ DEDICATED TO GABY ♥
S.

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sammyp100
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 9:02am UTC

kissing test<3
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 8:39am UTC

awk moment when u pretend to be mad at them but u forget why ur mad at them and ur confused so u actually get mad at them for no reason....but then u forget so ur like im not mad!!! but 10 min later, while ur in the zone of something, u randomly go, I REMEMBER WHY I WAS MAD AT YOU!!! and dont talk to them....LMAO

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 8:11am UTC

Awk moment when u dont wanna talk to someone but they chat u anyways...
Hey!!!
NO
what?
bye
why?
i dont wanna talk to u...its as simple as tht! :D tootles! ;)

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 8:07am UTC

Awk moment when u text friend...
u: heyyyy
them: hi
u: heyyy
them: hey...
u: heyy
them: ....hi??
u: kbye!

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sammyp100
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 7:50am UTC

AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN....
*u choke in the middle of silence*
gaby: are you okay!?
me: yah...
gaby: what happend?
me: ...i choked on air...
gaby:hahahaha smootheeeee
me: ikr? im as smoothe as ice ;)

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 7:39am UTC

♥ BLONDE MOMENT...
...WHEN U LOOK AT THE TOP AND IT SAYS WITTY PROFILES....U THOT IT SAYD WITTY PETIFILE...AWK... </3

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sammyp100
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 7:30am UTC

Dont u hate when ur convo with ur mom goes like this:
mom: wanna go empty the dishwasher??
you: no....?
mom: that wasn't a question, now go empty the dishwasher!
you: then why did u ask?

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sammyp100
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 7:26am UTC

THE PHONE...THE PHONE IS RINGING!! :D
THEN GO ANSWER IT!!!!!!!!!
Oh, wonder pets.... ;)

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 7:20am UTC

THINK
~Well doesn't that just make you think?~

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sammyp100
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 6:35am UTC

I Am 26% Obsessed With My Looks
Hair
[x] straightener
[] curling iron
[] mousse
[] hair spray
[x] gel
[] other sprays
[] bobby pins
[] round barrel brush
[] blow dryer
[x] mirror
[] you have dyed your hair
[] you have or had highlights
Total: 3
Eyes
[x] black eyeliner
[] other color eyeliner
[] eye shadow
[] mascara
[] fake eyelashes
[] eyelash curler
[] eye shimmer
[] colored contacts
[] stunner shades
[] eye makeup remover
[] olive oil
Total so far: 1
Lips/Teeth
[] clear lip gloss
[] red or pink gloss
[] lip stick
[x] chap stick
[] lip plumper
[] electric toothbrush
[] teeth whitener
[] lip liner
[x] more than 15 lip-glosses
[x] toothpaste
Total so far: 3
Complexion/Overall face
[] blush
[] moisturizer
[] face wash
[] bronzer
[] makeup remover
[x] face wipes
[] powder
[] cover up
Total so far: 1
Nails
[x] nail polish
[x] nail filer
[x] nail clipper
[] nail buffer
[] cuticle remover
[x] nail hardener
[] nail brush
[x] Fake nails
[] nail scissors
Total so far: 5
Overall Total: 13
Now, add your score and multiply it by 2
Then, repost as I am __% obsessed with my looks

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sammyp100
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 6:29am UTC

& i promise...
someday u'll regret loosing me...
&u'll think back and say' "DA*N... that girl really did love me..."

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sammyp100
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 6:23am UTC

We are only given today and never
promised tomorrow
so be sure to tell someone you love them
♥

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sammyp100
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 5:57am UTC

♥♥♥AWKWARD MOMENT...♥♥♥
...WHEN UR AT A SLEEPOVER, AND U FALL ASLEEP, BUT UR FRIENDS ARE AWAKE, AND THEY NOTICE U FARTED, AND THEY TELL U THE NEXT DAY WHEN U WAKE UP, AND UR LIKE "NO I DIDNT" AND THEY ARE LIKE "YES U DID, WE HEARD U", AND U DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY....

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 5:51am UTC

♥♥♥AWKWARD MOMENT #6...♥♥♥
...WHEN U PUT UR FONE ON UR CAR WHILE U PLAY KNOCK OUT, THEN U TAKE UR FONE AND GO IN THE BACK AND HANGOUT AROUND THE SWINGS, AND UR TEXTING SOMEONE AND U SEE UR CAR GO BY AND SAY "BYE MOMMMM.....OHHHHHH NO WAIT!!!!! MY FONEEEeeee.....!!" U LOOK DOWN AND U NOTICE ITS IN UR HANDS....BLONDE MOMENT

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 5:46am UTC

♥♥♥AWKWARD MOMENT #7...♥♥♥
...WHEN UR TALKING ABOUT THE GUY U LIKE AND U TURN AROUND AND U NOTICE HES RIGHT BEHIND U THE WHOLE TIME AND HEARD EVERYTHING WHEN HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO ASK U A QUESTION...
FML </3

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 5:41am UTC

♥♥♥AWKWARD MOMENT #6...♥♥♥
...WHEN UR AT THE CARNIVAL WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU TURN AROUND AND NOTICE EVERYTIME WHEN YOUR EX BF IS MAKEN OUT WIF HIS GF.... AWK!!!

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 5:37am UTC

♥♥♥AWKWARD MOMENT #5...♥♥♥
...WHEN UR WIF UR SIS AND EX BF AND THEY KNOW A SECRET AND START TALKING WITHOUT MANY WORDS, AND U DNT KNOW WHAT THERE TALKING ABOUT...
</3

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sammyp100
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July 14, 2011 5:26am UTC

♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWKWARD MOMENT #4... ♥♥♥♥♥♥
...WHEN UR EX BF COMES UP TO U AND SAYS HEY;)AND U NOTICE HES STARING AT UR BOOBS,SO UR LIKE HEY ;) AND STARE AT HIS DICK CUZ HES STARING AT UR BOOBS AND HE ASKS WHY U STARING THERE?

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