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sammyhammy

1. sammyhammy
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2011 6:22am UTC
   Roses are red,
   Violets are blue,
   Halloween in coming,
   Get ready to say boo!
   
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2. sammyhammy
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   September 27, 2011 5:51pm UTC
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3. sammyhammy
   posted a quote
   September 27, 2011 5:47pm UTC
   If you don't smile at
   least once a day,then
   there is no point in
   living♥
   
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4. sammyhammy
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 3:49pm UTC
   I'm not fake,
   I don't melt in the sun light or die when rain hits me.
   I'm the real one dancing in the rain and laying in the sun all day.
   
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5. sammyhammy
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 3:40pm UTC
   No fancy fonts or codes needed for this because this is all mine,
   all me,
   no fake fonts can cover that up.
   
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6. sammyhammy
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 8:55pm UTC
   Girl have to give birth, get there period every 28 days, and have to deal with drama 24/7.
   Guy have to deal with the drama of getting a bigger dick when they are like about 14.
   Guys should give girls some credit.
   
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7. sammyhammy
   posted a quote
   August 25, 2011 12:03am UTC
   I hate the tampon commercial when she is
   skipping in the flower meadow while singing dancing,
   periods are JUST like that .
   
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8. sammyhammy
   posted a quote
   August 24, 2011 11:53pm UTC
   I love you like a love song baby
   <3
   I've got them moves like Jagger
   I can't be tamed
   because i was born this way
   
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9. sammyhammy
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 7:28pm UTC
   SMURFS♥♥♥♥
   
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10. sammyhammy
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 7:23pm UTC
    "If she still has a basket on her bike, she is too young for you bro!" Pauly D
    
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11. sammyhammy
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    July 26, 2011 11:36am UTC
    "Go get a life"
    "But then I would have two!"
    
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12. sammyhammy
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    July 14, 2011 10:47pm UTC
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13. sammyhammy
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    July 11, 2011 11:23am UTC
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14. sammyhammy
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    July 10, 2011 6:31pm UTC
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    Don't you just hate it when you are planning on sleeping till 12 and your mom walks in and opens your blinds and says "good morning honey!" at 9am.
    
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15. sammyhammy
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    July 10, 2011 6:25pm UTC
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16. sammyhammy
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    July 10, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    I hate it when I'm singing to the radio the radio station gets the words wrong.
    
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17. sammyhammy
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    "What time is it?
    Time for you to get a watch".
    Corny jokes will stick with us forever.
    
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18. sammyhammy
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    My hand is a dolphin!
    ♥
    
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19. sammyhammy
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    Taste the rainbow.
    
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20. sammyhammy
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    If i die young
    Bury me in satin
    lay me down on a bed of roses
    sink me in the river
    at dawn
    send me away with
    the words of a love song
    <3
    
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