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^{Heyyy Im Samantha.} i <3 my life, my friends, my family, and a ton of other things im too lazy to write down. :) im also completely IN LOVE with witty :D _{Followww mee! <3}

sammy1129
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June 18, 2012 1:30pm UTC

Words and Hearts must be handled with care, for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair....

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sammy1129
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June 18, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Life was so much easier when Apple and Blackberry were still just fruits :)

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May 26, 2012 9:33pm UTC

That moment when you can't stop talking in a British accent because it's just so much fun:)

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sammy1129
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May 26, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Soo... i was stabbed in the back today. By my best friend. Whom i love to death. Dang.

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sammy1129
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May 19, 2012 12:17pm UTC

And why don't eggs taste like chicken?

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April 23, 2012 7:33pm UTC

When i walk out the shop, this is what i see... Katniss Everdeen is a lookin at me! i got a loaf in my hand and i aint afraid to throw it throw it throw it... IM PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT! :)

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sammy1129
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April 23, 2012 7:21pm UTC

SOMEDAY....
I'm gonna build a store right next to Forever 21 and call it Finally 22 :)

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sammy1129
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April 13, 2012 2:52pm UTC

An average of 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.... im befuddled :)

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April 10, 2012 8:10pm UTC

Crap. I wanna live a fairytale...

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sammy1129
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April 9, 2012 7:41pm UTC

In a recent survey in Japan, instant noodles were chosen as the greatest invention of all time :)
(i totally agree)