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samjam
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August 25, 2012 2:22am UTC

When life knocks me down. Most of the time I don't get up I take advantage of being down and take a nap

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samjam
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August 21, 2012 11:16am UTC

You expect me to believe YOU that you aren't lying about something that you DID. When you've lied before and look your lying again. Smart kid.....

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samjam
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August 20, 2012 9:26am UTC

'Sorry' and 'My bad' mean the same thing
Unless your at a funeral

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samjam
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August 13, 2012 7:07pm UTC

*start to drop your phone*
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*suddenly becomes James Bond*
me: YES I caught it
*trips and drops phone*
#superpowerswheredidyougo?

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samjam
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August 13, 2012 12:17am UTC

Treat her like a queen and she will treat you like a king. Treat her like a game and she will show you how it's played.

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samjam
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August 8, 2012 1:20am UTC

I miss your smile.
Your hugs.
Your muscles.
Your soul.
Your everything.
You said you werent mad at me but you were. You pretended not to be mad at me but didn't do a very good job. I'm not going on vaction the next time. I can't have a good time knowing your mad.

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samjam
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August 7, 2012 2:45pm UTC

i have a new favorite gas can. i barely spilled any in the lake!!
#newhampshireproblems

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samjam
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August 4, 2012 8:32pm UTC

At a party and I still run to the bathroom to escape to witty real quick

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samjam
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August 4, 2012 12:34am UTC

good things come to people that wait

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samjam
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August 3, 2012 12:00am UTC

i wanna be in the olympics just so i can get all the cool clothes they all wear;)

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samjam
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August 2, 2012 11:53pm UTC

Dont force yourself to fall in love it happens on its own

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samjam
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August 2, 2012 11:42pm UTC

Best friends are siblings God forgot to give us

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samjam
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July 26, 2012 7:19pm UTC

don't sit here and tell me you like my best friend and don't tell her you like her unless you plan on doing something about it
don't just stand there go get her!!

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samjam
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July 18, 2012 9:56pm UTC

he was waiting outside my house
*phone rings*
him: hey look out your window
me:*gets up looks sees him* your sitting against your truck outside my house?! why?!?!!?
him: i wanted to give you a kiss goodnight, now come out!
true story it just happened i didnt make it up

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samjam
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July 17, 2012 4:34pm UTC

having a boyfriend that you love
*sees old crush*
did i make the right choice?
YES OF COURSE I DID
the only thing i like about the old crush is looking at him
AND THATS NOT EVEN AS GOOD AS LOOKING AT MY BOYFRIEND

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samjam
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July 14, 2012 10:29pm UTC

what have i done?! this could ruin everything. i seriously messed up. if it happens what do i do? who do i turn to? no one will understand. ill be that girl. the one everyone talks not to but about. ill go from a kinda queit happy girl with a good amount of friends to no one. maybe not even my best friend. that is the one im going to avoid. God help me please. save me i will never ask for anything more. just need you now. to take back everything that happened. not take back cause thats not possible but just fix it. im too young i dont know everything i admit i need help now. Lord please save me

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samjam
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July 12, 2012 10:11pm UTC

me: woah your pockets are really deap my pockets have never been that deep
him: yeah cause your shorts have never been that long
i love him

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samjam
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July 11, 2012 9:30pm UTC

when i run chase after me
when i fall pick me up
when i cry whipe my tears
when i get lost come and find me
when i ask to be loved be there to love me
and then...
when you run ill chase after you
when you fall ill pick you up
when you cry ill whipe your tears
when you get lost ill come find you
when you ask to be loved ill be there to love you

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samjam
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July 9, 2012 11:09pm UTC

we went to the carnival
he won a stuffed animal for me
i know its corny but it was nice to feel like i have a picture book relationship
go ahead judge me i dont care i love him all the corky things he does.

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samjam
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July 9, 2012 12:41am UTC

today i told him how i really felt
i know what you are thinking...you think i told him i love him...well your wrong
i told him i thought i was loosing him
he told me i was wrong and he was sorry for making me sad
WE ARE EVEN BETTER THAN BEFORE

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