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sameerajaved

1. sameerajaved
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 11:26pm UTC
   LIFE
   Sleep + Social Life = Bad Grades
   Sleep + Good Grades = No Social Life
   Good Grades + Social Life = No Sleep
   
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2. sameerajaved
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2011 10:55am UTC
   If you Tickle me,
   I am Not Responsible for your Injuries.
   
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3. sameerajaved
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2011 10:53am UTC
   Facebook
   is like Jail,
   you Sit Around and Waste Time,
   Write on Walls,
   and get Poked by People you Dont know
   ....
   
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4. sameerajaved
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2011 10:44am UTC
   & The Toast Said To The Toaster,
   "Just Gonna Stand There And Watch Me Burn?"
   :D
   
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5. sameerajaved
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2011 10:36am UTC
   Dear, Eyelashes, Wishbones, Dandelions. Pennies, Shooting Stars, 11:11,and Birthday Candles,
   Do Your Job.
   
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6. sameerajaved
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 7:12pm UTC
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7. sameerajaved
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 7:05pm UTC
   Don't Like My
   Attitude?
   Ha, Then Call,
   1-800-KISS-MYASS :)
   
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8. sameerajaved
   posted a quote
   October 10, 2011 6:52pm UTC
   Everything
   is
   Changing...
   
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9. sameerajaved
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2011 7:28pm UTC
   I Hope You Don't
   Think Me Forward,
   But I Have An Overwhelming Urge
   To
   Chew On You.
   Golden Lines ♥
   
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10. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Yeah,
    I Bet Its Hard For You
    To Be As
    CLASSY
    As A Guy Who
    Dresses Like a
    PIRATE.
    :D
    Golden Lines ♥
    
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11. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    You Don't Go To
    Dippy Doughnuts
    If Your Looking For A
    Steak
    D U M B A S S
    Golden Lines ♥
    
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12. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    I Don't Think
    Your COUSIN Counts
    Dude...
    Golden Lines ♥
    
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13. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    You Couldn't Be More
    DEEP,
    If I Through You Down The Well
    Myself.
    Golden Lines ♥
    
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14. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    Look,
    If You Sit Under A Cow's A s s,
    Your Gonna Get Crapped on.
    Golden Lines♥
    
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15. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:45pm UTC
    Smashing To Make Your Acquaintance.
    My Name Is
    Bartholemew Arugula Paisley.
    Golden Lines ♥
    
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16. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    Highlight:
    MOO
    
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17. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    None of your
    Beeswax! Biznatch!
    Ow! Yeah!
    How Do Ya Like It Huh?!
    Golden Lines ♥
    
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18. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    Women's Television
    has come a long
    way in terms of
    story development
    and production
    quality.
    Dont Ask...
    
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19. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    No,
    You Look Like An
    Aerobics Instructor.
    Golden Lines ♥
    
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20. sameerajaved
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 6:15pm UTC
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