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saltyzebras

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Member Since: 4 Sep 2010 12:08am

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 123780

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my names chloe(:
i'm 14 , and i'm inlove with plaay-dohh(;
ok thats about it.
check out my quotes. ♥  

  1. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2010 3:49pm UTC
    "this one time ,
    i was hungry ..
    so i got some cereal..
    but there wasnt any,
    so i just sucked on a spoon."
    - totally kyle(:

  2. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 7:43pm UTC
    me: i so failed that test
    friend: yeah, me too.
    *gets test back*
    me: i gotta 54
    friend:oh , i gotta 100
    me:WTF .

  3. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 7:05pm UTC
    "mine!!! no jocking!!!"
    dude , your quote sucks.
    get over yourself.

  4. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 7:08pm UTC
    Could you like ,
    shut the fuckk up?
    thanks.

  5. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 7:00pm UTC
    i understand that
    you want people to text you;
    but you dont havta say:
    "text me(:"
    in every status..

  6. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 5:48pm UTC
    oh, helll no ..
    she did not just like her own quote.

  7. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    I wonder if
    you know,
    that i'm in the shower,
    while i'm texting you ;D

  8. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2010 8:02pm UTC
    9.11.01
    the 102 minutes
    that changed
    America .

  9. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 11:08pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 11:33pm UTC
    Sorry,
    but i dont say "mum"
    i say "mom"..
    am i like the only one?

  11. saltyzebras saltyzebras
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 12:25am UTC
    "Once Upon a time,
    there was an ugly
    barnacle, he was so
    ugly that everybody died.. the end."

:)

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