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  1. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    It's hot when
    You sneak up behind her and hug her around her waist.
    nmf/nmq

  2. rockstar263 rockstar263
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:39pm UTC
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    Getting back together with a ex is like buying back your old clothes from the goodwill.
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  3. xlosecontrol xlosecontrol
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Find a guy who
    ruins your lipstick, not your mascara♥

  4. suprize123 suprize123
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Dont make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching her.
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  5. Nigel9086 Nigel9086
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    Girls who;; #18
    Wants piggy back rides.
    It gives us guys the best feeling when your laughing the whole time.

    nmf

  6. i_am_just_a_normal_girl i_am_just_a_normal_girl
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    friend are like condoms
    they protect you when things get hard

  7. kimberlyisalwayshungry kimberlyisalwayshungry
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:17pm UTC
    I don't know whats more awkward...
    Answering Dora or sitting there in silence while she stares at you.

  8. nothing_to_everyone nothing_to_everyone
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:58pm UTC
    I could soak you in acid, break each limb, rip out your teeth one by one, engrave your name deep into you forehead with a stone, and it still wouldn't match the emotional pain you've caused me.
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  9. AlyssaCBryan AlyssaCBryan
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    I hate making eye contact with people who
    used to mean the world to me.

  10. Imjustme32 Imjustme32
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    DON'T YOU DARE TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE.

  11. nothing_to_everyone nothing_to_everyone
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:06pm UTC
    When I was a kid, my mom used to hit me with a camera,
    I still get flashbacks...
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  12. Hayliebruss4156 Hayliebruss4156
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    those days
    when you just want to break down and cry because your just sick of everyone

  13. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    "Don't ever let a guy make you feel ugly
    Because no matter what, you're beautiful
    With or without him."
    -Zayn Malik

  14. xxniicoleexx xxniicoleexx
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    Smile.♥
    It irritates those who wish to destroy you.

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 2:49pm UTC
    "The only reason i wear stripes
    is because i secretly
    want to be a zebra."
    - Louis Tomlinson ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill (Me)

  16. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    My dad is suffering from cancer.
    So damn straight if you post a status saying.
    "My parents took my phone. I hate them."
    I'm going to comment.
    Then I'm going to post a status.
    How can you sit there and hate your parents.
    When I'm sitting here wondering if one of my parents will be alive tomorrow?

  17. FiveCent FiveCent
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:17pm UTC
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    TODAY,
    I changed my name in my dad's
    phone to God,
    and when he swore I texted him saying:
    " I HEARD THAT!"
    The look on his face: Priceless
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    *nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    If people winked as much as;
    they do in texts, our world would be such a creepy place.

  20. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    my parents: why are you so antisocial you're going to end up dead by the age of 20 due to lack of sunlight why don't you have any friends get off the computer and do some sport or photography look it's weather go outside you're so lazy
    me: can i go outside today
    my parents: no

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